I got jokes!

[Little Monster]

What's the difference between naked white women and naked black women?


Naked white women you see in Playboy, naked black women you see in National Geographic

[David.Douchehurst]

But Ah git plenny o' laffs when Ah drop mah pants an' show tha fillies mah peckerdillo.

[JadeRose]

GROSS ^^

How does Hitler tie his shoesies?

In little nazi's, of course.

[pyramider]

How do you get three Aggies off a couch?

Jerk one off, and the other two will come

[Little Monster]

What do you call a Mexican with a broken lawnmower?



Unemployed

[Txcruiser]

Let's get off racist and go back to gross, shall we?

How do you know when your mom is on the rag?

Your brother's cock tastes funny.

[Little Monster]

Originally Posted by Txcruiser

Let's get off racist and go back to gross, shall we?

How bout you worry about your own self newbie. Racist jokes are my favorite, they are the funniest. and I'm saying that as someone who is half Mexican


What do you call a Mexican who can swim?


A Texan

[Blue_eyed_shy_guy]

I don't mind politically incorrect jokes, but maybe a little balance would help.

Got any redneck jokes, anyone?

[Little Monster]

What do rednecks and a bottle of beer have in common?


They're both empty from the neck up.

[Blue_eyed_shy_guy]

See, there ya go: LM is an equal opportunity offender.

[Blue_eyed_shy_guy]

You might be a redneck Jedi if...

1. You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
2. Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
3. You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
4. At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
5. You have bantha horns on the front of your land speeder.
6. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
7. You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
8. You ever lost a hand during a light saber fight because you had to spit.
9. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
10. Wookies are offended by your B.O.
11. You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
12. You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
13. Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
14. You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
15. You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder.
16. Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
17. You have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire as "them damn Yankees."
18. You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
19. You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with red wood deck.
20. You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels on the rocks during the cantina scene.

[Loxly]

[David.Douchehurst]

Originally Posted by JadeRose

GROSS ^^

How does Hitler tie his shoesies?

In little nazi's, of course.

Ah liked yer utha joke better. Tha one whar yew toldt thet Oralsurgeon sunuvagun thet his body wuz awesum an' 'is cock wuz humungous.

[JadeRose]

Originally Posted by David.Douchehurst

Ah liked yer utha joke better. Tha one whar yew toldt thet Oralsurgeon sunuvagun thet his body wuz awesum an' 'is cock wuz humungous.

Ha! He's the real jokester, though. His attemps at the English language are a real gas.

[JadeRose]

What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus!