*TBU (TUNNEL BUDDY UNION)

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Claire She Blows

I love it! And it's CSB (you know, the opposite of BSC). Get that shit straight.

I'm sorry Claire.

When I see CSB my mind thinks "more Claire Bull Shit" and I just automatically type it that way (CBS). I think its a Freudian slip?

I'll honestly try to be more careful in the future.

Freud-in-a-Slip

[Hobart420]

Originally Posted by Whispers

There is a lot of symbology in all that bush right?

My new obsession with the Chewiez.
It could get a bit crowded in them ther tunnels.

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by TemptationTammie

This one could be a bit dangerous. 1/3 of Aphrodite's (or my) age isn't quite legal yet.

hmmmmm...... So we shouldn't judge her on appearance then?.....

OK.. got it......

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by Hobart420

My new obsession with the Chewiez.
It could get a bit crowded in them ther tunnels.

Chewies can service more..... 3 holes and two furry armpits......

[Still Looking]

Ladies I'd like to introduce you to *TBU. Tunnel Buddy Union. Were a group of guys that appreciate you being hookers! Most of us realize that there is a reason you are hookers. In almost every case it's to get from Point A to point B. You come in all ages, sizes and colors. Here are 6 (SEX) things you can expect from *TBU members.

1) We do not haggle or negotiate... EVER! We appreciate any and all specials you might have available including an ATF discounted rate. Some hobbyist no matter what the published rate feel it's a starting point and negotiate down from there even if the rate is already low. Not her at *TBU. we respect your published prices and services offered.

2) You can expect us to be on time, clean and showered ready to go. We know your time is valuable as is ours. It's a matter of treating you with respect.

3) Some *TBU members will bring gifts or tip. That's right, many of the hobbyist appreciate a job well done. We know that some of you ladies go above and beyond with your time and BCD activities. Its just our way of saying once again we "appreciate" you.

4) *TBU members will NOT use envelopes to carry the donation for your time. *TBU members will place the money in plane site spread apart so at a glance you can see the donation is all there.

5) *TBU members will write reviews and discuss the wonderful service you provide in both the Men's Lounge and Review Section. You can expect these reviews to be done in a timely manner. Once again all part of our respect and appreciation for you. All *TBU members will send a PM and or P411 request before contacting you to secure a session.

6) *TBU members will be respectful of your time. Each member will make every effort to be ready to leave when our time is up unless of course you as the provider tell us not to rush or offer a little OTC time as your appreciation for us. But before we leave we will ALWAYS say THANK YOU!

Ladies your thoughts? Want to support and be contacted by *TBU members? Simply place the *TBU logo in your sig line!

Guys Questions?

Interested in being a card carrying *TBU member? Here is what it will take.

1) Join P411 or have (2) active ECCIE reference
2) Have at least 5 reviews per year on ECCIE
3) Proudly display the *TBU logo in your sig line


Why ladies? Well it's because here at *TBU we think your "Simply The Best!"

[ztonk]

I hope my multiple certifications don't conflict with one another...

z

[fun2come]

So I am a full member of the BSC Club
Part time member of the OPEC Club
Partial member of TBU Club
Founder of the CBC (Cheap Bastard Club) and author of the CBGTP (Cheap Bastard's Guide to Pussy)
Co-Founder of the "We LUV Janele" Club
and to top it all I've been totally MiMi-fied

... and y'all wonder why I can't shoot straight

[cinnamonshark]

Originally Posted by fun2come

Then the Lederhosen are in, and guess who I brought, I mean:
Who they are riding in:

Originally Posted by Still Looking

Sharky & F2C

I have an even better one:

Badum-.jpg

[fun2come]

[Still Looking]

What do you guys think? (Credit Hobart!)

[crawler9652]

I'm good here just not so sure about that logo. Lol

Tub. Cert,

[Victoria Columbari]

I would love to join. May I get my own troll doll?

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by crawler9652

I'm good here just not so sure about that logo. Lol

Tub. Cert,

LOL it is BRIGHT! We might just use: *TBU

[Guest010218]

Great point of view, ah er, from my favorite perspective.

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Victoria Columbari

I would love to join. May I get my own troll doll?

#3: Victoria Columbari