Married, Divorced or Never-Married

[anaximander]

You gals don't think past your noses do ya?
Hello, if my wife was keeping me properly
serviced- as in when I say I want it-
and not doled out like I got 3 pussy ration
cards a month. Fuck that, fuck her, fuck you.

If I was drained, it would matter not
how fond I am of Marilyn it would be a waste
to even bother. 24hrs for the pump to reprime.
The wife's duty is to make sure there
is nothing for another woman to do.

I told her everything I was going to do
years before I did it. I told her I wouldn't
be sloppy about it I would CMA certain.

My demands are simple
full flex daty, 69, dato, cim, fs
I'm permitted
Mish, mish daty, bbbjncim
and the occaisional foot job
No sex for 48-72 hrs since last session
No nothing OtR- might as well stick
her in a shed in the backyard for a week.

It's a power thing with her which
I've played her game for almost 20 years.
I was really getting resentful.
It was becoming just grudge fucking.

Now thanks to Mar and Becki
I ain't resentful anymore.
Sex with wife has improved greatly.
Her BS powerplays are ineffective now.
She wants to go 3 days without sex?
I'll see her 3 and raise it another 2.
Makes no difference to me.

I will have my flesh.

[burkalini]

Originally Posted by anaximander

You gals don't think past your noses do ya?
Hello, if my wife was keeping me properly
serviced- as in when I say I want it-
and not doled out like I got 3 pussy ration
cards a month. Fuck that, fuck her, fuck you.

If I was drained, it would matter not
how fond I am of Marilyn it would be a waste
to even bother. 24hrs for the pump to reprime.
The wife's duty is to make sure there
is nothing for another woman to do.

I told her everything I was going to do
years before I did it. I told her I wouldn't
be sloppy about it I would CMA certain.

My demands are simple
full flex daty, 69, dato, cim, fs
I'm permitted
Mish, mish daty, bbbjncim
and the occaisional foot job
No sex for 48-72 hrs since last session
No nothing OtR- might as well stick
her in a shed in the backyard for a week.

It's a power thing with her which
I've played her game for almost 20 years.
I was really getting resentful.
It was becoming just grudge fucking.

Now thanks to Mar and Becki
I ain't resentful anymore.
Sex with wife has improved greatly.
Her BS powerplays are ineffective now.
She wants to go 3 days without sex?
I'll see her 3 and raise it another 2.
Makes no difference to me.

I will have my flesh.

All I hear is my demands and I will have my flesh. Maybe she doesn't want to fuck you because your a selfish prick. She probably does think it's a chore to fuck you with the attitude you have. Fuck around when your single. Either commit or get the fuck out. You sound like a gun totin toothless backwoods asshole. No class at all. No substance at all. It's guys like you that give men a bad name. I'm sorry but the only thing I have to say to you is fuck off.

[bob1212]

Well I am happily divorced.
I was in my 20s and she used the ol' bait and switch. Sex whenever I wanted it before the marriage and by the 2nd year was down to once a month. By the 5th year, once a quarter...by the 8th year was filing for the D. She told me somewhere in those years that sex was no longer a priority of hers and really no longer needed it. Forget that!

Now I hobby occasionally because it's less of a hassle and a hell of a lot cheaper. I work too much to give to a relationship type scenario so I appreciate the arrangement.

Well that's all I have to say about that.....

[anaximander]

I am an asshole.
So fucking what.

I get what I want.
Impressing some inbred dipshit
isn't on my to do list.
I've run into your type before.
Jealousy of another male is odd.
Wtf do you care what I do?
What are you latent or confused?
Usually a fist fight settles this.
Not an option.
So derision it is.

Don't bitch out and try and now claim
you don't care what I do. Like all bitches
you showed your limpwristed hand
by saying anything in the first place.
Your complaint was a womans complaint.

You consider youself a man?
ha ha - be for real you sackless mendicant.
You can't be a real man if you
don't have a gun. You are not a person
of consequence or authority.
Just an old punk.

I talk real big with a gun?
Yep, and unless you got dragon scales
or heavy kevlar you aren't nothing
but roadkill. So piss off.

As far as my wife is concerned
nothing has changed in now 21 years.
She was happy on our anniversary.
Said things couldn't be better.
Looked forward to another 20 years.
I will have much fun tonight.

Thursday will be either Marilyn or Melony.
F-O-A-D!

[Chica Chaser]

Lets watch the personal insults and name-calling. You can debate the topic without bring the personal stuff into it.

[Naomi4u]

Originally Posted by anaximander

You gals don't think past your noses do ya?
Hello, if my wife was keeping me properly
serviced- as in when I say I want it-
and not doled out like I got 3 pussy ration
cards a month. Fuck that, fuck her, fuck you.

If I was drained, it would matter not
how fond I am of Marilyn it would be a waste
to even bother. 24hrs for the pump to reprime.
The wife's duty is to make sure there
is nothing for another woman to do.

I told her everything I was going to do
years before I did it. I told her I wouldn't
be sloppy about it I would CMA certain.

My demands are simple
full flex daty, 69, dato, cim, fs
I'm permitted
Mish, mish daty, bbbjncim
and the occaisional foot job
No sex for 48-72 hrs since last session
No nothing OtR- might as well stick
her in a shed in the backyard for a week.

It's a power thing with her which
I've played her game for almost 20 years.
I was really getting resentful.
It was becoming just grudge fucking.

Now thanks to Mar and Becki
I ain't resentful anymore.
Sex with wife has improved greatly.
Her BS powerplays are ineffective now.
She wants to go 3 days without sex?
I'll see her 3 and raise it another 2.
Makes no difference to me.

I will have my flesh.

What the hell are you talking about? London and I were not talking about you. We were referring to this nefarious.

Originally Posted by nefarious35

I love my wife. She's great bcd, great with the kids, and a great friend. I'm just a selfish bastard that enjoys being with a bunch of different women. I've been married 16 years and sincerely hope to never divorce.

Anax, And after reading your post, I totally get why you're here. ugh!

Originally Posted by burkalini

All I hear is my demands and I will have my flesh. Maybe she doesn't want to fuck you because your a selfish prick. She probably does think it's a chore to fuck you with the attitude you have. Fuck around when your single. Either commit or get the fuck out. You sound like a gun totin toothless backwoods asshole. No class at all. No substance at all. It's guys like you that give men a bad name. I'm sorry but the only thing I have to say to you is fuck off.

Agreed! <3

[charlestudor2005]

Originally Posted by anaximander

You gals don't think past your noses do ya?
Hello, if my wife was keeping me properly
serviced- as in when I say I want it-
and not doled out like I got 3 pussy ration
cards a month. Fuck that, fuck her, fuck you.

If I was drained, it would matter not
how fond I am of Marilyn it would be a waste
to even bother. 24hrs for the pump to reprime.
The wife's duty is to make sure there
is nothing for another woman to do.

I told her everything I was going to do
years before I did it. I told her I wouldn't
be sloppy about it I would CMA certain.

My demands are simple
full flex daty, 69, dato, cim, fs
I'm permitted
Mish, mish daty, bbbjncim
and the occaisional foot job
No sex for 48-72 hrs since last session
No nothing OtR- might as well stick
her in a shed in the backyard for a week.

It's a power thing with her which
I've played her game for almost 20 years.
I was really getting resentful.
It was becoming just grudge fucking.

Now thanks to Mar and Becki
I ain't resentful anymore.
Sex with wife has improved greatly.
Her BS powerplays are ineffective now.
She wants to go 3 days without sex?
I'll see her 3 and raise it another 2.
Makes no difference to me.

I will have my flesh.

You're still pussy-whipped. You go back to your wife. I cut the SO off completely several years ago and she hasn't had my cock near her since then. It's probably been a decade now. I don't think she's had any cock in that time, but if she had, I could care less.

[anaximander]

Whatever matters not.

I'm here because it is a vibrant board.

The other bbs' I frequent are typical
in that it's nerd/geek central. Which
is expected of greek mythos students.

Nefarious said nothing odd.
Other than the truth, which is odd these days.
What is odd is the sudden appearence
of finger pointing Prudence Doright.
Of all places.

Is nothing unsacred anymore?

[burkalini]

Originally Posted by anaximander

I am an asshole.
So fucking what.

I get what I want.
Impressing some inbred dipshit
isn't on my to do list.
I've run into your type before.
Jealousy of another male is odd.
Wtf do you care what I do?
What are you latent or confused?
Usually a fist fight settles this.
Not an option.
So derision it is.

Don't bitch out and try and now claim
you don't care what I do. Like all bitches
you showed your limpwristed hand
by saying anything in the first place.
Your complaint was a womans complaint.

You consider youself a man?
ha ha - be for real you sackless mendicant.
You can't be a real man if you
don't have a gun. You are not a person
of consequence or authority.
Just an old punk.

I talk real big with a gun?
Yep, and unless you got dragon scales
or heavy kevlar you aren't nothing
but roadkill. So piss off.

As far as my wife is concerned
nothing has changed in now 21 years.
She was happy on our anniversary.
Said things couldn't be better.
Looked forward to another 20 years.
I will have much fun tonight.

Thursday will be either Marilyn or Melony.
F-O-A-D!

I will let this speak for itself. You can't be a real man if you
don't have a gun. He actually said this.

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by burkalini

I will let this speak for itself. You can't be a real man if you
don't have a gun. He actually said this.

Burk, I could be wrong, but he might be using "GUN" as code for "DICK"? In either case you and Anaximander need to stop sugar coating everything and just tell us how you really feel!

[burkalini]

Originally Posted by anaximander

I am an asshole.
So fucking what.

I get what I want.
Impressing some inbred dipshit
isn't on my to do list.
I've run into your type before.
Jealousy of another male is odd.
Wtf do you care what I do?
What are you latent or confused?
Usually a fist fight settles this.
Not an option.
So derision it is.

Don't bitch out and try and now claim
you don't care what I do. Like all bitches
you showed your limpwristed hand
by saying anything in the first place.
Your complaint was a womans complaint.

You consider youself a man?
ha ha - be for real you sackless mendicant.
You can't be a real man if you
don't have a gun. You are not a person
of consequence or authority.
Just an old punk.

I talk real big with a gun?
Yep, and unless you got dragon scales
or heavy kevlar you aren't nothing
but roadkill. So piss off.

As far as my wife is concerned
nothing has changed in now 21 years.
She was happy on our anniversary.
Said things couldn't be better.
Looked forward to another 20 years.
I will have much fun tonight.

Thursday will be either Marilyn or Melony.
F-O-A-D!

I don't want to make this personal because I just got warned for making personal insults so I will just make a statement.

I am a combat wounded Vet so I know a little about guns. I was proud to serve and would do so again except that I am just too fucking old now. I have seen a real man. He wasn't the type that shot off his mouth about how big and bad he was. I can remember a few that came in country that way and the first time they were in a firefight they were calling for their mommies. The quiet regular working type guy usually did his best to stand up for his buddy and his country. All they talked about was their girlfriends and wives and their kids. You know with all the bravery I saw and the cowardice I saw, not one brave buddy ever thought that they were a real man because they had guns. They learned to hate what a fucking gun did. Both to their buddies and to their enemies. These are real men. These men respected family. When I hear about (Not mentioning anyone in particular here) a gun making you a man then I guess I am a pussy then. I know what they can do. Do I own a gun? Yes I do. But making me a man is the last thing it will ever do.

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by FlectiNonFrangi

I skew the stats because I am a 3 time loser.

Originally Posted by pyramider

And you have the money to hobby??? Well done sir!! Well done.

He is NOT a loser, he's a winner! Even in baseball you only get THREE strikes. But if he decides to bat again, just tell #4 you don't plan on EVER getting divorced, but you have problems being a widower!!! LOL

[Naomi4u]

Burk is turning me on right now. Someone hurry up and pinch me!

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Naomi4u

Burk is turning me on right now. Someone hurry up and pinch me!

You're scaring me! LOL

[anaximander]

How amusing. Women never let anything
'speak for itself'. Always talking about not talking.

Tudor, you are correct: but not as you would believe.
I am whipped.....raw. My two daughters are two
of the most breathtaking creatures I have ever beheld.
@11 & 13 they are becoming young women.
Statistically they will outperform their broken home
peers provided their home stays united.
It's academic there is no debate on this.
The boys are all honor roll-
the girls are all A honor roll.
They are my personal eugenics program.
My wife was not selected for personality or common
interests. Other than sexual chemistry,
she was selected because of her body, face,
coloring, and family health history.
Didn't smoke, drink, or do any drugs.
Prime reproductive material.
Produced outstanding specimens.
Most psychological memes are in place.
I must remain for reinforcement and
final programming of the males.

If we didn't have kids we would have split up
in 1993. Marriage is for having kids not sex.

If I was single there would be no point in providers.

And yes I'm well aware of how insane I sound.
Truth is stranger than fiction.