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Naomi4u · 11-15-2011, 04:54 AM

I don't get jealousy calls from provider. I'm smart enough not to list my number in public anymore. When I did list them in public, nope not one call from a jealous provider. I see they like to stalk my website though.

Anita Lay · 11-15-2011, 05:01 AM

How do they stalk your website? I don't see it... top secret?

Ed Highlight · 11-15-2011, 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Anita Lay

How do they stalk your website? I don't see it... top secret?

Nita honey, she has ways to monitor her stalkers....that's how she keeps tabs on me!! It's actually kind of reverse stalking....but I kinda like it!!

SYL - Naomi

Naomi4u · 11-15-2011, 05:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Anita Lay

How do they stalk your website? I don't see it... top secret?

I have one, yes.

Top secret? Nah...well.. sorta.
I monitor my traffic stats, ip address and location.
I know who is looking at my website at all times.
Oh and if they comment on my blog? I get all their info.

Great screening tool!
I also have the ability to ban them from looking there again but hey
a few stalkers is better than none right?

Still Looking · 11-15-2011, 06:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Doc Holliday

For the most part, the strippers I see are professionals. And they all know I'm a writer looking to make a good movie about them (sorry, Striptease and Showgirls were both very bad). That's not to say I haven't ran into at least two that had problems with me being in 'their' club and not spending time with them. One got very nasty, name calling, insults, huffing and puffing, etc. But she never confronted the other dancer I was about to see. I told her if she so much as gave her an ugly look, I'd get a manager to fire her. And I spent enough money in that club to know I could do it. I understand from her perspective why she was angry. She was hands down the most attractive woman I had ever been around. But she just wasn't interesting and had a bad attitude that night. The other dancer, I enjoyed her company and she was a new single mother whose life story I found fascinating. Turns out my threats worked. The two are now good friends.

Another time I saw two strippers in a bad fight, hair pulling, tit grabbing, shoes off, getting stilettos to the head! Apparently, the customer purposed to rookie stripper A after seeing her several nights in a row and taking her home. Then the next night was with stripper B. Stripper A lost it. The chickenshit customer was nowhere to be seen and both dancers lost thier job.

I've also seen an irate wife tossed from a club.

But I'm here to get educated and excited about this world, not recount the drama from the other one!

Well you have come to the right place Doc! Man have I got one for you! There is this very young high class hooker of color that defies gravity performing sexual acts. We'll call her Samoni. Then you have an old Italian hobbyist who has a ball fascination with a great sense of humor. We'll call him Hurkolini. They both met on a hooker board. Tens of thousands watch this love interest developed. At one point Samoni turned up with a bun in the coven. The fight was on to see who the father really was. The problem was Samoni didn't believe much in birth control and putting things in her body. Well as well you might have guessed, there was something she kept putting into her body! Mean while a few innocent by standers get there hearts broken. We'll call them Jed & Londoni. The happy ending is while Hurkolini & Samoni kept on fighting, custody battle over the kid that turned out belonging to another guy named Dover Claphands. Jed & Londoni lived happy ever after. Now I'm sure you'll put your writer spin on it, but it sounds like an HBO special waiting to happen!

Naomi4u · 11-15-2011, 06:11 AM

Professional strippers. Funny sound to it. That's like saying classy pornstar hehehe.

Still Looking · 11-15-2011, 08:31 AM

Can you say Oxymoron? I knew you could!

Anita Lay · 11-15-2011, 04:31 PM

Fkn stalkers... where is that website Naomi? Me ans SL wanna do some stalking

pyramider · 11-15-2011, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Naomi4u

That's like saying classy pornstar hehehe.

Classy pornstars do not allow the splooge to go to waste.

Sweet N Little · 11-15-2011, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ArmaniAlabama

Deny, deny, deny.

+1 ..never admit to anything , acting mentally disturbed works well too.

burkalini · 11-15-2011, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Still Looking

Well you have come to the right place Doc! Man have I got one for you! There is this very young high class hooker of color that defies gravity performing sexual acts. We'll call her Samoni. Then you have an old Italian hobbyist who has a ball fascination with a great sense of humor. We'll call him Hurkolini. They both met on a hooker board. Tens of thousands watch this love interest developed. At one point Samoni turned up with a bun in the coven. The fight was on to see who the father really was. The problem was Samoni didn't believe much in birth control and putting things in her body. Well as well you might have guessed, there was something she kept putting into her body! Mean while a few innocent by standers get there hearts broken. We'll call them Jed & Londoni. The happy ending is while Hurkolini & Samoni kept on fighting, custody battle over the kid that turned out belonging to another guy named Dover Claphands. Jed & Londoni lived happy ever after. Now I'm sure you'll put your writer spin on it, but it sounds like an HBO special waiting to happen!

I told the bitch I had a vasectomy. Oh Sorry this was fiction. I never can keep real life in order. Ok I'll take the linguini with the clam sauce and a coke with no ice.

Anita Lay · 11-15-2011, 08:36 PM

samoni sounds like naomi, hmmmmmm

Jasminekitt · 11-15-2011, 09:40 PM

I have this guy that I see from time to time. One day he sent me a nasty sexual text.. So I sent one back. So throughout the whole day the texts got nastier and nastier.. Tell me why his wife calls me saying " Big Daddy is coming to live with you sweetie." She called me for 3 days straight trying to find out who I was. The calls got so annoying, I had to go ahead and tell her that I was just an escort, nothing more. Funny thing was she was actually relieved when I told her that! Sometimes when the wives have too much info and continue to investigate.. somebody need to come out with the truth!! Fellas I can only lie for yall's careless asses for so long!! I think all men should have a "play phone" that you keep hidden somewhere!! Anyway I saw him a few more times after that. Last time I heard, he and his wife was still happily married! Just call me the matchmaker!! LOL

Still Looking · 11-15-2011, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet N Little

+1 ..never admit to anything , acting mentally disturbed works well too.

You and I have always had this in common!

Still Looking · 11-15-2011, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by burkalini

I told the bitch I had a vasectomy. Oh Sorry this was fiction. I never can keep real life in order. Ok I'll take the linguini with the clam sauce and a coke with no ice.