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PT4ME · 07-21-2010, 07:37 AM

....nor do I beat women, but this is funny damnit!

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and Blue.

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is a sleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman Says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea!
Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

tracerxxx · 07-21-2010, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by PT4ME

....nor do I beat women, but this is funny damnit!

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

We could all take that advice every now and then!!!!

Reese Foster · 07-21-2010, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by PT4ME

....nor do I beat women, but this is funny damnit!

I know something that you do beat up.....

PT4ME · 07-21-2010, 01:57 PM

"BEAT IT UP????"

.... what happened to "hurt so good?"

-PT-

Reese Foster · 07-21-2010, 01:58 PM

Beat it up= hurts so good. You know how I like it.

PT4ME · 07-21-2010, 02:03 PM

NOWWWWWW, so does everyone else! .......damnit woman, GIT YO' ASS IN THE CAR!!!

Where ya been?? Can ya tell I missed ya?
-PT-

Reese Foster · 07-21-2010, 02:07 PM

Well, I don't do outcalls...especially to BFE, but I would gladly chat with you on the phone while you make that LOOOONG trip to me

....Or if you make me some cabbage and ham, I might consider making that hike...will work for food!!

Missed you too....