THE OTHER WOMAN CALLED.....

[Naomi4u]

Originally Posted by Ed Highlight

I remember that day, by the way, and how unusually calm you sounded on the phone.... I was a wreck, as if it happened to me, and I was 1,000 miles away.... still gives me chills!!

Yes. I was scared out of my mind and paranoid for weeks but I had to appear calm .... like a true professional lol.

[NinaBrooke]

Desperate wives will buy anything that helds their husbands in better shape than they are. Unfortunately. Or fortunately. I guess it`s a matter of perspective and fairness. And emanzipation.

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by ninasastri

Desperate wives will buy anything that helds their husbands in better shape than they are. Unfortunately. Or fortunately. I guess it`s a matter of perspective and fairness. And emanzipation.

I'm not sure what you just said, but you have a nice ass! Now who can argue with that! LOL

[Ed Highlight]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

I'm not sure what you just said, but you have a nice ass! Now who can argue with that! LOL

Understatement of the year!! You have no idea.....

[Naomi4u]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

I'm not sure what you just said, but you have a nice ass! Now who can argue with that! LOL

BIG time understatement.

[coefficient]

Originally Posted by Naomi4u

Yes. I did.
As I said Burk, If I had known I wouldn't have went over there but he told me his wife died of cancer. I take it he just didn't expect her to show up. She mentioned that she lied to him about going on vacation and stayed at a friend's house next door because she knew he was gonna cheat.

From a realistic stand point that cat is a real douche bag speaking death on his wife.

That's just something I never do if I want to lie or make up a story I'm never saying someone I know died. I thought that was GP.

[Anita Lay]

I would have jumped up and said.. YOU CAN HAVE HIM.

[ArmaniAlabama]

Or I could fuck with her.....

"Uh.....Armani is my dad but he just stepped out. Are you sure you have the right number?"

[Anita Lay]

ROFLMAO

[sketchball82]

Originally Posted by Naomi4u

I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. I also felt bad for the woman because HE told ME that his wife died 3 years ago cancer - yah! If I knew his wife was still living there is no way I would have went to his home.

Yup. Some guys are just scumbags!

I think you're pretty safe to assume ALL clients are married. Sure, some of the older gents probably are widowed. (My deepest respect to these fellows.) ...and your younger clients haven't crossed that bridge yet. I would still wager greater than 50% of clients that swear, promise, and pledge they aren't attached are married, and a greater number than that are at least seeing someone.

Originally Posted by coefficient

From a realistic stand point that cat is a real douche bag speaking death on his wife.

That's just something I never do if I want to lie or make up a story I'm never saying someone I know died. I thought that was GP.

I agree about the douche bag for saying his wife was dead. I tell my providers that I'm happily married if it comes up. I just want a more adventurous sex life. Gents: do you really think a provider cares if you are married? It might change the rules of where a little, but I doubt any really care.

[Anita Lay]

Thats right Sketchy

[Likinikki]

You can always tell the SO that this is a new number for you and that you've been getting all kinds of odd calls since you were assigned this number...and politely ask her to not call anymore. (lol)

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Likinikki

You can always tell the SO that this is a new number for you and that you've been getting all kinds of odd calls since you were assigned this number...and politely ask her to not call anymore. (lol)

Thats just wonderful! And I'm sure if the guy called that number 27 times it will work also! LOL

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by ArmaniAlabama

Or I could fuck with her.....

"Uh.....Armani is my dad but he just stepped out. Are you sure you have the right number?"

You know its just not like me to not say something! But AA do you know the definition of an oxymoron? Here let me help you:

ox·y·mo·ron

   /ˌɒksɪˈmɔrɒn, -ˈmoʊr-/ Show Spelled[ok-si-mawr-on, -mohr-] Show IPA
noun, plural ox·y·mo·ra  /ɒkˌsɪmɔrˈə, -ˈmoʊrə/ Show Spelled[ok-si-mawr-uh, -mohr-uh] Show IPA, ox·y·mor·ons.Rhetoric. a figure of speech by whicha locution produces an incongruous, seemingly self-contradictory effect, as in “cruel kindness” or “to make haste slowly.”

One of the most poplular oxymoron's I've heard was "BIG SHRIMP" till now!

So lets move on. Your handle is ARMONI which is by definition elegance in Fashion. And you tied Alabama with it! Are you starting to see where I'm going with this? Then your avatar has a guy with his head up a BBW'S butt? I know your making a statemnent by all this, I'm just trying to figure out what it might be.

[sketchball82]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

You know its just not like me to not say something! But AA do you know the definition of an oxymoron? Here let me help you:

ox·y·mo·ron

   /ˌɒksɪˈmɔrɒn, -ˈmoʊr-/ Show Spelled[ok-si-mawr-on, -mohr-] Show IPA
noun, plural ox·y·mo·ra  /ɒkˌsɪmɔrˈə, -ˈmoʊrə/ Show Spelled[ok-si-mawr-uh, -mohr-uh] Show IPA, ox·y·mor·ons.Rhetoric. a figure of speech by whicha locution produces an incongruous, seemingly self-contradictory effect, as in “cruel kindness” or “to make haste slowly.”

One of the most poplular oxymoron's I've heard was "BIG SHRIMP" till now!

So lets move on. Your handle is ARMONI which is by definition elegance in Fashion. And you tied Alabama with it! Are you starting to see where I'm going with this? Then your avatar has a guy with his head up a BBW'S butt? I know your making a statemnent by all this, I'm just trying to figure out what it might be.

LOL. Only you would come up with this shiznit.