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Old 06-10-2012, 11:32 PM   #1
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Default Guess the day a woman was born
I was telling a girl in the pub about my uncanny ability to guess the day a woman was born just by feeling their breasts.

"Really?" she said. "Go on then... Try."

After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience.

"Come on," she demanded, "What day was I born on?"

"Yesterday?" I replied.
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Old 06-13-2012, 02:15 PM   #2
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Told this one to the wife, she didn't get it. Now everyone knows why I needed a hobby!
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Old 06-13-2012, 02:41 PM   #3
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LOL funny Fish

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Old 06-14-2012, 03:13 PM   #4
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Do not be so arrogant - you did not fool the girl. She made you think she fell for your joke because she enjoyed it as much as you do :-)
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Old 06-14-2012, 06:12 PM   #5
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SNL...look what you've done to us!!

You know what Barnum always said....
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