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Old 01-08-2017, 08:52 PM   #1
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Default Are You a Real Cowboy?

An old cowboy went to San Fran for a visit, he walked into a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about pussy. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about pussy. When I shower, I think about pussy. As I watch TV, or even eat, I think about pussy. Everything seems to make me think about pussy."

The two sat sipping in silence. A short time later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
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