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Old 01-30-2011, 09:22 PM   #1
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Default So Ben Roethlisberger, Tiger Woods & Charlie Sheen walk into the bar...

Finish this story....

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Old 01-30-2011, 10:59 PM   #2
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Like I'm going to try to think of something really witty for a diet coke.
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Old 01-30-2011, 11:02 PM   #3
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Even one of those in the cute little retro bottles?
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Old 01-30-2011, 11:04 PM   #4
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This is Atlanta, those little bottles are pretty common.
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But if my next lunch is depending on a punchline, I better come up with something.
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Old 01-30-2011, 11:09 PM   #6
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Chick Fil A serves Diet Coke
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...they say . hey bartender, have you seen brett favre. bartender says , can you describe him. all 3 drop their pants!
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...they say . hey bartender, have you seen brett favre. bartender says , can you describe him. all 3 drop their pants!
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That is TFF

but Knotty, if I may add my own alternative to your punchline:

"all three pull out their smartphones"
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Old 01-31-2011, 08:40 AM   #9
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But if my next lunch is depending on a punchline, I better come up with something.
Ans, you never need a punchline - or any other line. As long as I'm breathing, you've got a free lunch, m'dear! Soda included.....
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Old 01-31-2011, 06:05 PM   #10
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I don't have a good punchline, but speaking of Charlie Sheen, I was in NYC last week and when I found out he was back in Rehab I was pissed!.....Could have made some good money...lmao
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