You're in your home browsing Eccie and all things adult/escort related when someone violently breaks in your home..

[Grace Preston]

If I'm at my actual home?

When I'm home, both my cell phone and my "home protection system" are within an arms reach.

At my incall, there is always a phone of some sort within arms reach.

[rogerdodger]

wow ... you mean you can't avoid a break in or defend yourself ??

you might want to stop doing anything someone else might find embarrassing for you ...

[universalenergy]

What ever you are doing that will bring shame to your family
and tarnish your legacy. .... Then stop it .
Sooner or later you will have to pay.
Or they will.

[Grace Preston]

Lol.. my reaction has nothing to do with shaming or tarnishing anything. It has to do with-- if you break into MY HOME... we're gonna have a problem.

[SA Angel]

Try living somewhere where this is not a concern?

I'd rather spend an extra 500 a month to know that if I forget to lock the door when I walk my dog nothing will happen.

wreckshop:

For your purposes i would try using online file storage and set up your browser so once you close the window your history, cookies, etc. will be deleted.

[Grace Preston]

I've lived in many neighborhoods... everything from beautiful homes to an area where the sound of gunshots was not uncommon.

The only home I've ever had broken into was the one in a very nice part of town that I was paying a pretty penny for.

Trust in God, but lock your door.

[Unique_Carpenter]

Originally Posted by wreckshop

..What's you're first instinct?
Do you immediately activate your home invader defense/procedure?
Or do you clear your history first/maybe desperately shut off (unplug) the computer then get into your procedure??

Defense procedure auto activates. Everyone should be adopted by a furball. And desk drawers and nightstand drawers are usefull storage spots for backup.

Originally Posted by Wakeup

Those gas station dick pills...they do strange things to your brain...

Agree, and on rare occasion Wakeup is amusing.

Originally Posted by hd

Eliminate the threat and finish my research, put away laptop, call police/coroner to remove trash, take my nap.

Yes. But, perhaps put the trash out so it doesn't stain floor/carpet.

Originally Posted by rockerrick

Grab a beer and watch them bleed out! Then see above #8

Sorry rocker, need to bag the trash to prevent stains on floor or carpet. But then, yes, a beer or whisky.

Originally Posted by riday

You know...sometimes I get a glimpse into someone else's mind and it really makes me think "Damn I'm glad I don't live in there!"

Very nice

Originally Posted by Macy Manning

wreckshop,
You may want to layoff the Lifetime Channel, I think it's influencing your post.

And the Crime and Investigation channel, and A&E, HGTV, Disney. Perhaps just unplug everything.

Originally Posted by SA Angel

Try living somewhere where this is not a concern?

Exactly. But even then ..., nevermind, you have been adopted by a furball.

Seriously, all my kids are proficient.
I give thus thread 3 out of 5 popcorns. Would have only been 2, but some of the responses gained it a bonus point.

[SA Angel]

Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter

Exactly. But even then ..., nevermind, you have been adopted by a furball.

She might not be mean but she sure sounds like it. She also lets me know if anyone who isn't "safe" is anywhere near my home. Best alarm system you could ask for.

[Guest010619]

Originally Posted by wreckshop

Like seriously I'd tell the robber where my hobby phone is and I'd beg him to take it and destroy it before he shoots me dead.

As paranoid as you sound, you may die of a heart attack before your killed. Perhaps you should contemplate the possibility of browsing Eccle and suddenly dying of a cerebral hemorrhage which would probably leave your lifestyle more exposed. So you should leave instructions on how to dispose of the evidence.

[tia travels]

I would just tell the intruder..."Hold on...I haven't finished picking out tomorrow's strange."

[joesmo888]

Originally Posted by GracePreston

I've lived in many neighborhoods... everything from beautiful homes to an area where the sound of gunshots was not uncommon.

The only home I've ever had broken into was the one in a very nice part of town that I was paying a pretty penny for.

Trust in God, but lock your door.

I agree crime happens everywhere and especially in nice neighborhoods.

[ronrocket]

Quit TOR, pull out Ruger.

[pyramider]

What is wreckshop going to do with his collection of porn?

[OldGrump]

You look at the intruder and yell "GD, you fuckin' pimp, look at these pictures. Do you think she looks anything like that? And all the business I've given you. Why I outa' cap you right here. Get your ass out of here before I really get mad".

Then use your laptop to block the bullets.

[Frog Done]

Originally Posted by pyramider

After you are dead, what does it matter?

What he said!
If your dead what the hell do you care. Obviously you don't care now or you wouldn't be here. So why worry about it when your past the point of no return!
smf