whats everyones thoughts on a john review

[Chica Chaser]

Originally Posted by Biomech

Now that's what I'm talking about, my brother.

4 orgasms... Ha! These kids today don't know what the hell they're doing.

No clue!

[Still Looking]

Wouldn't work for the married guys!

[Anita Lay]

Review - username-Hard1
Date: 2/1/2011
Hobbyist: Hard1
Phone: 1-888-hard1
Email Address: His work email address
URL / Website: Hard1.com
City: Memphis
State: Tennessee
Address: Poplar & 240
Appointment Type: Incall
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: Yes
Activities: perfect at DATY x 2, he lasted 15mn, great 4play, dirty talk,etc.
Session Length: 1 hr
Hair Length and Color: bald
Age: 40ish
Smoking Status: Non-Smoker
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: love handle,farmers tan, clean shaved,5 inches, thick girth and cut, pictures are accurate
Recommendation: Yes


what kind of abbreviations are we suppose to use?
hmmmmm.....

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Anita Lay

Review - username-Hard1
Date: 2/1/2011
Hobbyist: Hard1
Phone: 1-888-hard1
Email Address: His work email address
URL / Website: Hard1.com
City: Memphis
State: Tennessee
Address: Poplar & 240
Appointment Type: Incall
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: Yes
Activities: perfect at DATY x 2, he lasted 15mn, great 4play, dirty talk,etc.
Session Length: 1 hr
Hair Length and Color: bald
Age: 40ish
Smoking Status: Non-Smoker
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: love handle,farmers tan, clean shaved,5 inches, thick girth and cut, pictures are accurate
Recommendation: Yes


what kind of abbreviations are we suppose to use?
hmmmmm.....

I see a whole new thread starting here! LOL

[lilred_robin]

I wrote a few on an old board.
We did the girly version of graphic details.

there was no "Forced her face down on my cock until I shot my potential children down her esophagus"

girly type details: He's very sensual. He loves to kiss softly and he has warm soft lips. He's not the best I've had at DATY but he's a very eager student and seemed to breathe through his ears
He was just over average in size, but knew exactly how to handle his stuff.
I hated to end the appt, but we'd already gone over 20 minutes and I was starving after that "exercise" ^_^
He offered to pay me for staying over, but I just made him promise to come back to see me again and soon!

...

But there are lots of disadvantages..
#1 girls get jealous.
I don't know why, but some hookers think they own their clients.
Plenty of proof in girls who never give references.
#2 Some guys contact different girls for different types of appointments.
Maybe he called me to have a wild time with a hint of bdsm, but he is calling you because he wants a sweet slow afternoon together.
#3 Maybe you don't want to be reviewed.
Not everyone does. Plenty of reasons. Even when we left out contact info and only used handles on the reviews on that other website. (holy shit, could you imagine the cold calling from desperate girls? ugh)

eh, it's 3am. I've got to be up in 4 hours.

--remember, I'm just a spectator now. Not a player in this game.
xxx

[gimme_that]

Originally Posted by wcdann

this is more like what i had in mind so how did it work on other sites and did it go over well with all

From what I saw on two sites in partiicular that were public it didn't get much traffic. The provider would post a review for basically one of her whiteknights, clients who reviewed them multiple times on multiple sites, and regulars anyway. And I'm sure she isn't gonna be overly critical of someone who sees her regularly. I first saw these on midnightlive. There were others on afterhours.net or something.

Part of what and why we see providers is for discreetness and no trail, so why would I want a review.

I always thought if a provider has time to sit and write a review on a guy using her free time she must not be as busy as she would like to be.

Those providers should send their reviews to other providers during reference screening. I'm sure most would not be interested and would just want to know was he safe.

[London Rayne]

Originally Posted by burkalini

Yea at least ten times with me.

The only way I will have that many orgasms is if you buy me another house lol!

I think most guys boasting about how many times they got a girl off, don't realize she got off alright....after they left!

[Naomi4u]

Originally Posted by Jackie S

The Providers can start writing reviews on us "johns" when they start giving us donations for our "time".

Amen.
The smartest reply on this thread.

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We also have the ladies room for alerts that can't be posted in public.

Oh and trust me we're not discussing how burk fucked us go good last night in there.
Nor do not discuss how cpalmson is good with his tongue. No we do not talk about that shit.
Escorts do not tell escorts such. The most we will say is that he's a good client or bad client.. end of story.

Trust me, as long as you are clean, behave like a normal person, set donation down, don't smell like curry, onions and peanut butter - you're a good client.
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Oh and just FYI, Do you see restaurant reviewing their customers, do you see shoe stores reviewing their customers? Why do you think that is? An escort writing a hobbyist review would be just that - Stupid. And hell leave it up to some of these chicks, if the guys can read it, every client would be a great client. Why? $$$$$$$$$$

[petiteassman]

AN ANALOGY I BELIEVE

Originally Posted by burkalini

Men say they did more than they actually did and women say they did less than they actually did. Can you imagine a women saying in the review that she let him fuck her in the ass three times. She won't even say she does greek. A guy will say she came 4 times when she never came once. Now I am not saying anyone here does greek it's just an anolgy.

[London Rayne]

Damn...what's up with the curry and onions lol. You seeing guys who eat Thai food before a date?

[Naomi4u]

Originally Posted by London Rayne

Damn...what's up with the curry and onions lol. You seeing guys who eat Thai food before a date?

No remember the indian guy I told you about in DC that was HOT as hell, didn't smell like onions and curry. Well that was a life changing experience for me, now I mention it as much as I can.. LMFAO! *sigh* I could have took that one home with me.

I used to think every indian smelled like that... nope LOL!

[London Rayne]

I don't know girl...I love me some Duck Curry with Pineapple.

[wcdann]

this is very interesting I have to admit im suprised because the providers seem to be 50% for and against I originally figured the providers would be all for it and the clients would be skeptical. But rather is you think it would be a good idea or a bad idea or as Naomi4u says (A STUPID IDEA) hahaha lol this is a topic that everyone has an opinion on. I also like all the diffrent view points for and against this that i didnt even consider

[burkalini]

Originally Posted by London Rayne

The only way I will have that many orgasms is if you buy me another house lol!

I think most guys boasting about how many times they got a girl off, don't realize she got off alright....after they left!

Shit my feelings are hurt. I believe every fake(I mean real) orgasm my great fucking induces. They tell me I am a master fucker. They say I have the best cock they have ever seen. They even laugh at my jokes. That should be proof in itself. I am thinking about running classes in how to make a provider cum or I may call the class " How to show them a fat wallet". How dare you ever question my ability.

[arianne]

Originally Posted by Naomi4u

... don't smell like curry, onions and peanut butter - you're a good client.
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Lol, that is quite the mix