No to dirty location. The place doesn't have to be completely spotless, just not have inches of dust piled up, crumbs on the bed, gobs of pet hair laying around.
No to TV being on, it's distracting. How can I sit back and enjoy my blowjob if I can't stop watching Maury so I can find out whose kid it really is?
No to a provider having or had a weiner. To each his/her own, just not for me.
No to a weiner coming anywhere near any of my holes. I've ball slapped before and it was awkward, but my holes weren't in jeopardy.
No to being on the damn phone. It's my time, I paid for it. If you come to my office and buy my time, you get my full attention, because you bought it. I expect the same. If you can't do that, get another profession that doesn't involve people giving you money for your time.
No (half), on excessive ooohhh oohhhhh, I'm not John Holmes, so I know my weenus isn't giving you near as much pleasure as you're exuding. Act a little, but don't Al Pacino the scene.
Don't be late, there is really no excuse for this. My time is every bit as important than your time. If i was going to be late, I would let you know the second I found out I was going to be and even still you'd probably be upset about it. I often find that providers don't have the same respect coming the opposite way. It's simple respect and courtesy.
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