well... I totally disagree with everything said!!! I have given this a lot of thought and it is why I am chiming in so late!!
I have decided to increase my rates for older gentlemen (AARP card carrying members) for the following reasons:
1. I have to be CPR trained and certified.
2. I have to carry a supply of Depends for those embarrassing moments.
3. I have to check his blood pressure prior to any physically exerting activity.
4. Does anyone realize how much it cost to keep nitroglycerin tablets nearby?
5. Denture cream in case his teeth fall out.
6. Constantly having to refill the stand-by oxygen tank.
Discount??? Hell no!! 50 bucks more, minimum!!
Starts today!!
Smooch!
Lea
(disclaimer: since so many people have a hard time with joking versus reality, the posted message above was written totally tongue in cheek.)
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