Assistance needed: How to have a bad date in Austin
OK, guys and gals... I need some assistance.
After too much time being the "BFE zen master", I apparently have lost the ability to host a bad time with a lady. I've tried twice now and have failed miserably both times.
So, other than taking her to a swingers or strip club (not an option... can't take a chance of being outed!) what ideas would you have for annoying a lady who doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, doesn't like loud music, and doesn't like to be out late?
Put on your evil thinking caps...
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