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Originally Posted by Foxtrotdancer
Pussy is like a tire. I can get a tire anywhere right. Just a tire. …Same with vagina you can get pussy anywhere and contrary to popular belief it’s only so many rich guys and so much pussy.
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Ok last night, just before closing at Dick-out Tire, I stripped down and lubed up me dick and inserted it into the highest quality 14” diameter tire they had. Although I enjoyed the audience it was not the same as pussy and I did not enjoy the ride to the police station.
The tire WAS NOT like pussy as the tire did not hold me tight, look up at me with those doe eyes, kiss me all over, nor put the valve stem up my behind (VSUMA for you acronym guys). Discount Tire will match or beat any competitor's price for the same product, including installation, from authorized retailers. Most pussy providers do NOT offer a "Found it Lower?" tool on their website for online price matching, or you can bring in a competitor's ad to your local pussy provider.
My favorite lady friends unfortunately do not have a 30-Day Ride and Price Guarantee: If you find a lower price on the same vajayjays elsewhere, they will refund the difference plus 5%. If you're not satisfied with your session purchase within 30 days, you can return the unsatisfactory feeling for a full refund.
On the other hand I do have a lifetime dick out roadside hazard and flat ball repair certificate.