Did you girls know
			 
			 
			
		
		
		
			
			.  There can be such a thing as too hot.  
  
. Oh yeah 
  
. Was at a truck stop in Texas and a girl came up to me and made an offer and I passed , my legs were shaking she was so pretty. 
  
.  Self: " DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ?" 
  
 Other self " I KNOW DUDE BUT SHE WAS WAY OUTTA OUR LEAGUE !" 
  
    Self: " DID YOU SEE THE ASS ON THAT WHAT IN THE RIGHTFUL NAME OF FUCK !!!" 
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OTHER SELF " I KNOW but us,,,and her,,, that's like beastialty, its against the laws of nature or the universe or some shit" 
  
self: I can't believe we missed that, that was beautiful, we may never get another chance like that again , you have let us down" 
  
other self: I know , I'm sorry,,,,,  lets go get an ice cream 
  
self : " one of those monster cones with the caramel mixed in with the fudge ?" 
  
other self "yeah" 
  
self " ok" 
  
  
.  Thing is I gaurentee I'm more fierce than 70% of the dudes on here (realistically more like 97-98) and it still happened to me. 
. So there you go ladies, do with that information as you please
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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