I was cruising along HH a few days ago (I struck out, didn't find anyone worth picking up) however, I saw this short thin white girl in cut off jean shorts, no shoes and a green t-shirt prancing around on the grass area between the lane sections. Yes, she was prancing, mumbling to herself, which caught my attention. Through the rear view mirror I saw she was skipping across the lanes so I decided to double back and get a better look.
By the time I caught back up to where she was she was digging through the trash cans at a gas station. I crept through and drove right up beside her. She was literally bent over inside the trash can from the waist up. So as I looked to my right to get a better view, I was greeted by a pair of dingy, dirty, shit stained shorts. Brown shit stains all over them, as if she sat in shit and got it smeared all over the shorts. I sped up and got the fuck out of there!
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Typical sw?
