What to bring to Office or Family Holiday Party

[gnadfly]

Order a cheesecake from Pappadeauxs. Do it a day ahead. You'll look like a genius.

Tell them to cut it in like 12 pieces. A normal piece would put an elephant into a coma.

It's about $40 or $50. Sounds like a lot but I swear this thing weighs 20 lbs.

Women will bitch about how you didn't slave in the kitchen or how their me-ma made the best cheesecake until they put the first bite into their mouths.

I've done it several times. Always a home run.

[pxmcc]

extra condoms for when you get colossally bored n wanna slip out for a quicky with your fave escort..

katz' makes a pretty amazing strawberry cheesecake as well. katz v. pappadeaux, fight to the finish. ding ding ding..