Fri, 10/18, 7:00 PM CDT
 
 (2) Oregon
 Ducks
 
 6-0
 
 Purdue
 Boilermakers
 
 1-5
Odds: ORE-27.5
O/U59.5
TV: FOX
WINNER: Rubber NIKE Duckies
 LOCK OF THE DAY!! wait .. didn't i say that before??? bahahaha
Final
 
 (2) Oregon
 Ducks
 
 35
 
 Purdue
 Boilermakers
 
 0
the NIKE Ducks are the new number 1 .. with a bullseye on their Duck asses bahahaa 
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Fri, 10/18, 9:15 PM CDT
 
 Oklahoma State
 Cowboys
 
 3-3
 
 (13) BYU
 Cougars
 
 6-0
Odds: BYU-9.5
O/U53.5
TV: ESPN
WINNER: BYU
 the Mullet Man has lost his mojo BYU has not. win u Mormon bastards!! 
Final
 
 Oklahoma State
 Cowboys
 
 35
 
 (13) BYU
 Cougars
 
 38
great game. told ya BYU beats the Mullet Man. BYU will win the Big12
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Sat, 10/19, 11:00 AM CDT
 
 Virginia
 Cavaliers
 
 4-2
 
 (10) Clemson
 Tigers
 
 5-1
Odds: CLEM-21.5
O/U57.5
TV: ACCN
WINNER: Dabo Tigers
 Clemson is back, Jack! Howard's Rock! just win baby!!
Final
 
 Virginia
 Cavaliers
 
 31
 
 (10) Clemson
 Tigers
 
 48
not as close as the score indicates. Clemson is the team to beat if you want the ACC title
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Sat, 10/19, 11:00 AM CDT
 
 Auburn
 Tigers
 
 2-4
 
 (19) Missouri
 Tigers
 
 5-1
Odds: MIZZ-4.5
O/U51.5
TV: ESPN
WINNER: Not Hugh FreezeTard
 Mizzu .. freeze the WarTard Eagles in yer house. TWK says so!
Final
 
 Auburn
 Tigers
 
 17
 
 (19) Missouri
 Tigers
 
 21
Mizzu nearly choked at home. they aren't as good as we thought they were
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Sat, 10/19, 11:00 AM CDT
 
 Nebraska
 Cornhuskers
 
 5-1
 
 (16) Indiana
 Hoosiers
 
 6-0
Odds: IND-6.5
O/U50.5
TV: FOX
WINNER: Bugeaters
 sorry Hoosiers your unbeaten ride ends by the Rhule Bugeaters
Final
 
 Nebraska
 Cornhuskers
 
 7
 
 (16) Indiana
 Hoosiers
 
 56
did i overestimate the Bugeaters or underestimate IU? i underestimated IU they are for real
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Sat, 10/19, 11:00 AM CDT
 
 East Carolina
 Pirates
 
 3-3
 
 (23) Army
 Black Knights
 
 6-0
Odds: ARMY-15.5
O/U51.5
TV: ESPN2
WINNER: General Patton
 the Army shells the pirates into the ground
Final
 
 East Carolina
 Pirates
 
 28
 
 (23) Army
 Black Knights
 
 45
the Army conquers the butt pirates bahahahahaaa  
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Sat, 10/19, 11:00 AM CDT
 
 (6) Miami (FL)
 Hurricanes
 
 6-0
 
 Louisville
 Cardinals
 
 4-2
Odds: MIA-4.5
O/U61.5
TV: ABC
WINNER: Louisville 
going all in with the alma mater to kick the convict's ass!!!!
Final
 
 (6) Miami (FL)
 Hurricanes
 
 52
 
 Louisville
 Cardinals
 
 45
offense isn't UofL's problem .. defense is. fix that Jeffy Brohm!  
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Sat, 10/19, 2:30 PM CDT
 
 (12) Notre Dame
 Fighting Irish
 
 5-1
 
 Georgia Tech
 Yellow Jackets
 
 5-2
Odds: ND-11.5
O/U49.5
TV: ESPN
WINNER: Neutered Dames 
I HATE ND!! but somehow they win this game butt i don't care if they lose BAHAA
Final
 
 (12) Notre Dame
 Fighting Irish
 
 31
 
 Georgia Tech
 Yellow Jackets
 
 13
about right for the Neutered Dames. to be determined how good they are
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Sat, 10/19, 2:30 PM CDT
 
 (24) Michigan
 Wolverines
 
 4-2
 
 (22) Illinois
 Fighting Illini
 
 5-1
Odds: MICH-3
O/U43.5
TV: CBS
WINNER: Bret Buttplub
 i can't believe i'm picking Bret Buttplug to beat the WolverTards. butt i am 
Final
 
 (24) Michigan
 Wolverines
 
 7
 
 (22) Illinois
 Fighting Illini
 
 21
told ya. UM is floundering and Bret Buttplug isn't. for now 
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Sat, 10/19, 2:30 PM CDT
 
 (7) Alabama
 Crimson Tide
 
 5-1
 
 (11) Tennessee
 Volunteers
 
 5-1
Odds: ALA-3
O/U56.5
TV: ABC
WINNER: DeBoer BAMA
 this game defines the DeBoer era at Bama. good or bad. babahhaha
Final
 
 (7) Alabama
 Crimson Tide
 
 17
 
 (11) Tennessee
 Volunteers
 
 24
well. Bama fades and the other UT does not. they are still in the SEC race. and the big race
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Sat, 10/19, 2:30 PM CDT
 
 Charlotte
 49ers
 
 3-3
 
 (25) Navy
 Midshipmen
 
 5-0
Odds: NAVY-17
O/U55.5
TV: CBSS
WINNER: Navy
 Navy sinks Charlotte. Anchor's Away! BAHHAAA
Final
 
 Charlotte
 49ers
 
 17
 
 (25) Navy
 Midshipmen
 
 51
Navy submarines the 49Tards. told ya!  
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Sat, 10/19, 3:15 PM CDT
 
 (14) Texas A&M
 Aggies
 
 5-1
 
 Mississippi State
 Bulldogs
 
 1-5
Odds: TAMU-15.5
O/U55.5
TV: SECN
WINNER: Faggy Collies
 not even the Faggy Collies can fuck up this easy W, right???
Final
 
 (14) Texas A&M
 Aggies
 
 34
 
 Mississippi State
 Bulldogs
 
 24
Mike Leach woulda "butt pirated" the Faggy Collies 
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Sat, 10/19, 6:00 PM CDT
 
 (8) LSU
 Tigers
 
 5-1
 
 Arkansas
 Razorbacks
 
 4-2
Odds: LSU-3
O/U55.5
TV: ESPN
WINNER: Kelly LSU Tigers
 watch  out for the piggies on the road Kelly! someone stays in the game, someone does not
Final
 
 (8) LSU
 Tigers
 
 34
 
 Arkansas
 Razorbacks
 
 10
Told Ya! LSU Kelly roasts the piggyTards in their house 
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Sat, 10/19, 6:30 PM CDT
 
 (17) Kansas State
 Wildcats
 
 5-1
 
 West Virginia
 Mountaineers
 
 3-3
Odds: KSU-3
O/U54.5
TV: FOX
WINNER: K State
 easy road W in rowdy Morgantown, right Kats??? beware the trap game
Final
 
 (17) Kansas State
 Wildcats
 
 45
 
 West Virginia
 Mountaineers
 
 18
K State rickrolls WVA. how many couches will they burn in Morgantown tonight??
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Sat, 10/19, 6:30 PM CDT
 
 UCF
 Knights
 
 3-3
 
 (9) Iowa State
 Cyclones
 
 6-0
Odds: ISU-13.5
O/U48.5
TV: FS1
WINNER: Iowa State
 Texas and ZerOU are gone. the Big12 is your apple to eat, right? don't eat the worm
Final
 
 UCF
 Knights
 
 35
 
 (9) Iowa State
 Cyclones
 
 38
Iowa State nearly did eat the worm. butt they spit it out and won baahahaa
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Sat, 10/19, 6:30 PM CDT
 
 (5) Georgia
 Bulldogs
 
 5-1
 
 (1) Texas
 Longhorns
 
 6-0
Odds: TEX-3.5
O/U55.5
TV: ABC
WINNER: SarkHorns
 going all IN with Sark at DKR to spank the buttdawgs back to Athens bahahaa
Final
 
 (5) Georgia
 Bulldogs
 
 30
 
 (1) Texas
 Longhorns
 
 15
BAH. UT played poorly in the first half. Kirby Smart is a whining pooftard 
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Sat, 10/19, 7:00 PM CDT
 
 (21) SMU
 Mustangs
 
 5-1
 
 Stanford
 Cardinal
 
 2-4
Odds: SMU-15.5
O/U53.5
TV: ACCN
WINNER: Pony Up
 don't fall off the pony now PonyTards baahahahaaaaa
Final
 
 (21) SMU
 Mustangs
 
 40
 
 Stanford
 Cardinal
 
 10
about right for the PonyTards. are they that good or not? we shall see. 
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