Annual springtime reminder psa

[winn dixie]

Before the funnels/skin monsters start complaining. Weather warming, it's smegma and washing season.
Gents please wash your genitals and ass. Wear deodorant and keep your toenails trimmed and use moisturizer on them feet calluses.
Getting ahead on this before the usual onslaught of complaints from the funnels/ skin monsters .
Mongers yall been warned. Wash or get blasted in a forum.

Thank you

[winn dixie]

Providers take heed too
If you smell like pall malls and Boones strawberry hill
If you walk into a room and someone asks if you made gumbo
Yall too should wash and scrub

[Unique_Carpenter]

And,

When outside on a open lawn, watch out for Jarts coming down from above.
Of course if you deserve pointy items, nevermind.

[winn dixie]

No no

This is informational.

For dexterity it wouldn't hurt if both mongers and funnels gave a courtesy wipe after washing. Can't be too careful. No need leaving skid marks on sheets

[R.M.]

Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter

And,

When outside on a open lawn, watch out for Jarts coming down from above.
Of course if you deserve pointy items, nevermind.

Anyone who needs to be reminded of having good hygiene is well deserving of pointy items.

[winn dixie]

This is a psa
Cause wd cares
Already threads of stank and not washing
This friendly psa reminds gents and funnels to wash and not stank
It's warming up. Members do your best to impress and not be put on blast

[silvester91999]

I recommend Mando brand wipes and deodorant.
Stuff works!
Even prevents your ass from smelling like ass the next morning.

[winn dixie]

A certain funnel summoned me and requested I mention manscaping and that back hair is revolting.

^^^^^^^
I say back hair on skin monsters is also a turn off.

[winn dixie]

Long time reader first time caller has chimed in by pm.....
He wants to ask that providers please shave those mustaches and facial fuzz.

Yes we all can do better to look and smell our best.

[corona]

could you please define "funnel" and "skin monster" for the rest of the class?

[winn dixie]

Originally Posted by corona

could you please define "funnel" and "skin monster" for the rest of the class?

I defer to plastic man in upset.
He can eloquently answer your question.

Although it's pretty obvious

[corona]

Originally Posted by winn dixie

I defer to plastic man in upset.
He can eloquently answer your question.

what? is that english?

[winn dixie]

Snick
Bless your heart ♥

[winn dixie]

Ladies,
With o2 being down.
If you have to street walk. Please consider odor eaters for your walking shoes. Guys please help the ladies struggling with o2 down!
Please have sani wipes on hand. It's getting hot out there. Be considerate gentlemen please

[winn dixie]

Denizens of hobbyland.
With o2 being down please don't avoid washing to save a few bucks.