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CuteOldGuy · 05-03-2012, 12:00 AM

LOL! That will piss some of you off. And while I personally believe the official version of bin Laden's death, that President Obama used his super powers to secretly locate bin Laden with his X-Ray vision, then flew to PakEEstan faster than a speeding bullet, engaged bin Laden who was armed with nuclear death ray machines, eventually killing bin Laden as the Navy Seal Team 6 cheered him on. The President then flew back to Washington, where he did not even miss his turn on the 10th Hole.

But these guys have some questions. Might be interesting.

http://truththeory.com/2012/05/02/on...adens-killing/

Munchmasterman · 05-03-2012, 03:44 AM

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Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

LOL! That will piss some of you off. And while I personally believe the official version of bin Laden's death, that President Obama used his super powers to secretly locate bin Laden with his X-Ray vision, then flew to PakEEstan faster than a speeding bullet, engaged bin Laden who was armed with nuclear death ray machines, eventually killing bin Laden as the Navy Seal Team 6 cheered him on. The President then flew back to Washington, where he did not even miss his turn on the 10th Hole.

But these guys have some questions. Might be interesting.

http://truththeory.com/2012/05/02/on...adens-killing/

Hundreds of people keeping the same secret. And not a cog or a whirly in the batch that would spill their guts instantly to screw Obama?

Right.

i'va biggen · 05-03-2012, 07:24 AM

there would be a line longer than at a job fair waiting to stick it to Obama

Gotyour6 · 05-03-2012, 07:43 AM

They have him in a secret bunker waiting for the time to spring him on the world.
We have to keep him because he is an asset to the world.

Hitler is still alive along with Elvis.

They are all playing cards together.

Grifter · 05-03-2012, 08:25 AM

The keeping him alive would consist of alot less people knowing than the people involved in snatching him up, if that were the case. He would have never been brought back to the carrier if keeping him alive and holding him were a consideration. There are next to no secrets on a ship.

Whirlaway · 05-03-2012, 09:17 AM

Funny you believe the "offical" version here; but not with regard to Building 7........

How many times have you told us that the Obama administration lies as much as the Bush administration???

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Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

LOL! That will piss some of you off. And while I personally believe the official version of bin Laden's death, that President Obama used his super powers to secretly locate bin Laden with his X-Ray vision, then flew to PakEEstan faster than a speeding bullet, engaged bin Laden who was armed with nuclear death ray machines, eventually killing bin Laden as the Navy Seal Team 6 cheered him on. The President then flew back to Washington, where he did not even miss his turn on the 10th Hole.

But these guys have some questions. Might be interesting.

http://truththeory.com/2012/05/02/on...adens-killing/

CuteOldGuy · 05-03-2012, 09:19 AM

Did you read the official version I transcribed? Yes, that is EXACTLY the official version of how it happened.

Old-T · 05-03-2012, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Gotyour6

They have him in a secret bunker waiting for the time to spring him on the world.
We have to keep him because he is an asset to the world.

Hitler is still alive along with Elvis.

They are all playing cards together.

No, you have it completely wrong. Hitler did die years ago, but several of his clones are the ones playing blackjack with Elvis and JFK. Little do any of them know the dealer (one of the alians on a work release from Area 51) is palming cards and ripping them all off.

The Enquierer is there taking photos but the energy flux from the vortex ruins all the photos.

Where is Osama you ask? He doesn't play cards--against his religeon as he sees it. Instead he is apprenticing as a law clerk on the Zimmerman defense team.

If you aren't going to get it right, don't post it! This board doesn't believe in tall tales and distortions of the truth! Get your act together!

CuteOldGuy · 05-03-2012, 09:33 AM

Yeah! What Old-T said!

acp5762 · 05-03-2012, 11:13 AM

Was Osama Bin Laden really killed last year in a Navy Seal raid? Theres been so much speculation on that. In fact I've read countless documents on the fact that Osama died of a Kidney disease. But to add to the cauldron of uncertainty this video even purports the very idea that Osama wasn't killed nor did he die of any illness. He's still alive and doing well in the White House, lol. Thats right Obama is Osama, lol. What will they through at us next.

http://youtu.be/tgS6CzBoEYs

CuteOldGuy · 05-03-2012, 12:08 PM

That's a little too far fetched even for me.

acp5762 · 05-03-2012, 01:58 PM

Yeah, it certainly is. But some things that we have been hearing about certainly may not.

Whirlaway · 05-03-2012, 04:26 PM

Not any nuttier than some (on this board) theories concerning the WTC Building 7 collapse.

TheDaliLama · 05-03-2012, 05:33 PM

He is still alive and well.....

acp5762 · 05-03-2012, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Whirlaway

Not any nuttier than some (on this board) theories concerning the WTC Building 7 collapse.

Oh yeah the WTC Bldg7. I don't buy the passive " Matter Of Fact" explanations the Gov't force feeds us on that one either. I mean haven't we all have had enough of the silly explanations from the JFK Assasination. Lets don't foreget " The Magic Bullet" yeah right, we were suppose to believe a bullet can zig zag around striking tough skin and dense bone and end up through all that in pristine condition, lol. I personally question everything I hear these days. Most of what we are told by the Gov't and expected to believe is more far fetch than what we are suppose to regard as propaganda. They all act more like criminals than government leaders.