Hell to be Old

[TexasStarr]

It's Hell to be Old

OLD people have problems that you haven't
even considered yet!

An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physicalexam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sampletomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old man appearedat the doctor's office and gave him the jar,which was as clean and empty as on theprevious day.

The doctor asked what happened and the manexplained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I triedwith my left hand, but still nothing.

'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried withher right hand, then with her left, still nothing.
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,then with her teeth out, still nothing.

'We even called up Arleen, the lady next doorand she tried too, first with both hands, then anarmpit, and she even tried squeezin' it betweenher knees, but still nothing.'

The doctor was shocked!

'You asked your neighbor?'

The old man replied

'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'

[Redsan]

Good one Star!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OldGrump]

That's great, Starr.

20 years ago, everyone came to me with stubborn lids. I was the master.

Now, if there as a "lid removal gadget" design on the market, I have it.

Getting old sucks - and we even have to pay for that :-(

[oldmarine]

Getting old may suck but the alternative is worse.

[Pistol Man]

Having just been forced into "Medicare Slavery" and with semi-crippled thumbs, I can relate. Damn child proof caps! Hell, only a child can open them!!!

Pistol Man

[canoodle]

I'm not giving up yet!!!!! I LOVE the ladies!!