Has anyone been to one of these "parties/demos"?

[austinnate]

http://austin.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...een-52/6909122

It sounds interesting....
But then again I don't really want to walk into a F$@ked up scene where I'm regretting it.....
Any thoughts....
Thanks

[MARTlAN]

Whats with the turtle?

[austinnate]

lol..... no kidding....
I have been talking to them via email today and they are also offering $50.00 mini massages after the show....
I will only assume what that means.....!
I asked for a couple of photos of the girls that will be in the show....
Will see what she sends me.....

[Kitty D'Luxe]

Maybe that turtle is some kind of decorative sprinkler? Or maybe it's code for something?

I dunno... sounds like someones going on an adventure! haha!

[Codybeast]

$75 to watch a couple of women pleasure themselves with fountain spray? Why doesn't that sound tempting? Are mongers really that hard up?

[Guest092815]

a long time ago, when the internet was younger, I found a short video of this woman in front of her house, washing her car....and having more fun with a waterhose than I ever though possible!! Wearing her bikini, and lying on the ground beside her wheel, she just pulled aside the panties. While suburban people walked by, cars, etc, she was in her own world, and no one seemed to notice her. She filled herself completely with the waterhose, and the way it made her come so hard, I have never forgotten.

Damn, if only I could figure out the fountain/waterhose trick?! I would have the cleanest damn car ever! lol.

I bet the BP fountain show doesn't compare with the 'waterhose wife'

[nuglet]

Originally Posted by Martianman

Whats with the turtle?

Maybe it's code for "uncircumcised"?

[exoticdanceweardealer]

I don't know, I think I could enjoy watching two women pleasure each other in a true live sex show and then get a mini massage at the end

Sounds wonderful to me.

[Codybeast]

Originally Posted by exoticdanceweardealer

I don't know, I think I could enjoy watching two women pleasure each other in a true live sex show and then get a mini massage at the end

Sounds wonderful to me.

Depends upon what a mini massage means. Enjoying watching two girls squirt water and paying $75 to just watch are two totally different things.
I enjoy looking at the bikes downtown during the rally but I aint paying $75 to look at them especially when I can't even ride one. Hell or even sit on one and go vroom vroom with my lips.
To each his own.

[Kitty D'Luxe]

Maybe this is out of line but whatevz.

Am I the only one who imagines this getting more and more GEROTIC the longer I think about it? At this point, I wont go into the details (because I'm a lady... duh) but I will say that in my version of this scenario, the mini massage is less FBSM & more like the comforting hug from a vaguely familiar relative at your grandpas funeral.

Your real grandp not that weirdo that calls himself your grandpa and gives you FBSM's... DUH.

x,
LUZ

[Toyz]

125 to watch two women play with a water hose & get a hug at the end? Honestly?

I'm thinking of the tootsie roll turtle..."How many licks does it take"?

[Codybeast]

Originally Posted by Toyz

125 to watch two women play with a water hose & get a hug at the end? Honestly?

What's sad is they will obviously find many takers who share exoticdanceweardealer's voyeuristic interest. Multiply $75 by the amount of guys that show up to watch them play in the water and get a hug. If I weren't so .... what's the word? .................. oh yeah Male I might even post the offer for that kind of easy money.

[actionman98]

For some reason, the focus on the turle in those pics. disturbs me.

[RALPHEY BOY]

for $75 I can get 3 good pornos with hours of jerking off.. I can pick up 50+ year old ladies for free anytime I want and do much more than get a hug.. haha!