Theory and reality
A kid arrives home from school and tells his dad:
-Kid: Dad, my homework today is to write a paper between the difference of Theory and Reality. Can you help me dad?
-Dad: Sure son, I tell you what. Go and ask your mom and your sister if they will have sex with someone for $1,000,000.
-Kid: Ok Dad, I will ask them.
20 minutes later.....
-Dad: Ok son, what did they say?
-Son: Well they kind of say that they will do it if you did not find out.
-Dad: Ok son, I can help you with your homework now.
-In theory we already have $2,000,000
-But in reality, all we have is two putas in our house!!!
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