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Old 05-13-2013, 01:48 AM   #1
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Originally I was going to call this thread "Humorous Backpage Provider Ads", but I'm pretty sure there have been some doozies posted by hobbiests as well...

The one that prompted me to start this thread is titled, "Flirtatious , Outrageous, and Contagious".

I'm sorry, but I'm not interested in booking with anyone who's contagious...

Another one that always seems strange to me are those that promise to, "take your breath away".

I know it's a figure of speech, but I'd prefer to continue breathing, thank you very much. Same thing with phrases like, "Killer body" or "Legs to die for..."

I'm sure some of these ads are posted by actual homicidal maniacs, but truth in advertising notwithstanding, I'd rather not die for some legs, no matter how nice they might be.
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Old 05-13-2013, 08:57 AM   #2
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So did you have an actual example of an ad?
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