Welcome to ECCIE, become a part of the fastest growing adult community. Take a minute & sign up!

Welcome to ECCIE - Sign up today!

Become a part of one of the fastest growing adult communities online. We have something for you, whether you’re a male member seeking out new friends or a new lady on the scene looking to take advantage of our many opportunities to network, make new friends, or connect with people. Join today & take part in lively discussions, take advantage of all the great features that attract hundreds of new daily members!

Go Premium

Go Back   ECCIE Worldwide > General Interest > Comedy Central
Comedy Central All your funny stuff goes here.

Most Favorited Images
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
Most Liked Images
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
Top Reviewers
cockalatte 645
MoneyManMatt 490
Still Looking 399
samcruz 398
Jon Bon 385
Harley Diablo 373
honest_abe 362
DFW_Ladies_Man 313
Chung Tran 288
lupegarland 287
nicemusic 285
You&Me 281
Starscream66 264
sharkman29 252
George Spelvin 248
Top Posters
DallasRain70426
biomed160661
Yssup Rider59984
gman4452939
LexusLover51038
WTF48267
offshoredrilling47591
pyramider46370
bambino40333
CryptKicker37085
Mokoa36487
Chung Tran36100
Still Looking35944
The_Waco_Kid35417
Mojojo33117

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 02-24-2016, 10:55 PM   #1
FastestEddie
Registered Member
 
Join Date: Feb 1, 2016
Location: Dallas
Posts: 15
Default Did I tell you about Jack and Mary?

Did I tell you about Jack and Mary?
Well John, their boss, was going to have to fire someone.
He liked all his people and didn't want to.
But he finally narrowed it down to two people, either Mary or Jack.
He liked them both. So what he decided was that the first one to go
to the water fountain the next morning would be the one he fired.
Mary had been partying all night and was the first to go to the fountain
for a drink. He saw her and went over to the fountain and said; "Mary
I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off and I've..."
Mary interrupts him and say; "John, please just jack off, I've got a terrible headache."
FastestEddie is offline   Quote
Old 02-25-2016, 11:20 PM   #2
kking34193
Upgraded Female Account
 
User ID: 332803
Join Date: Jan 19, 2016
Location: Seattle
My Bio Page
Posts: 211
Default

wow thats something i will always make sure i dont go to the water fountain first lol
kking34193 is offline   Quote
Old 03-11-2016, 05:45 AM   #3
isTHATyou
BANNED
 
Join Date: Mar 7, 2016
Location: here
Posts: 3
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by FastestEddie View Post
Did I tell you about Jack and Mary?
Well John, their boss, was going to have to fire someone.
He liked all his people and didn't want to.
But he finally narrowed it down to two people, either Mary or Jack.
He liked them both. So what he decided was that the first one to go
to the water fountain the next morning would be the one he fired.
Mary had been partying all night and was the first to go to the fountain
for a drink. He saw her and went over to the fountain and said; "Mary
I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off and I've..."
Mary interrupts him and say; "John, please just jack off, I've got a terrible headache."

For being the BOSS, he sure hasn't received a pay check ALL THIS TIME.... knowing John he only operate/manage a business in profit end and not the seeing red end.
isTHATyou is offline   Quote
Old 04-03-2016, 07:28 PM   #4
jj83924
BANNED
 
User ID: 342914
Join Date: Apr 2, 2016
Location: here
Posts: 10
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by FastestEddie View Post
Did I tell you about Jack and Mary?
Well John, their boss, was going to have to fire someone.
He liked all his people and didn't want to.
But he finally narrowed it down to two people, either Mary or Jack.
He liked them both. So what he decided was that the first one to go
to the water fountain the next morning would be the one he fired.
Mary had been partying all night and was the first to go to the fountain
for a drink. He saw her and went over to the fountain and said; "Mary
I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off and I've..."
Mary interrupts him and say; "John, please just jack off, I've got a terrible headache."
Quote:
Originally Posted by isTHATyou View Post
For being the BOSS, he sure hasn't received a pay check ALL THIS TIME.... knowing John he only operate/manage a business in profit end and not the seeing red end.
Agree, he would not be seeing RED but, lots of GREEN .... unless he was being drug like forest gump ... and had problem forming a complete thought ... I think his dad was a lt. and name DAN ... dam JUSTIN BEIBER new song ... his lying MOM "she doesn't like everybody " then why doesn't she like that one guy/girl ...
jj83924 is offline   Quote
Old 04-03-2016, 11:52 PM   #5
python54
Valued Poster
 
python54's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 29, 2016
Location: Rocky Mountain West
Posts: 148
Default

Did you hear about the guy that climbed to the top of the Empire State building to masturbate?

Police didn't know whether to arrest him for indecent exposure or for Hijacking.



python54 is offline   Quote
Old 04-06-2016, 07:06 PM   #6
GTFO
BANNED
 
Join Date: Apr 5, 2016
Location: here
Posts: 10
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by python54 View Post
Did you hear about the guy that climbed to the top of the Empire State building to masturbate?

Police didn't know whether to arrest him for indecent exposure or for Hijacking.




was that you " the story of your life "
GTFO is offline   Quote
Old 04-20-2016, 10:07 AM   #7
jon666
BANNED
 
User ID: 345039
Join Date: Apr 18, 2016
Location: here
Posts: 11
Default

jon666 is offline   Quote
Old 04-24-2016, 09:36 PM   #8
Italia DiBella
Sensual Artist 🦋
 
Italia DiBella's Avatar
 
User ID: 14732
Join Date: Feb 15, 2010
Location: Magnolia----Houston Your Vortex To Serendipity
My Bio Page
Posts: 2,982
My ECCIE Reviews
Default

Italia DiBella is offline   Quote
Old 04-26-2016, 05:38 PM   #9
HIJON
BANNED
 
Join Date: Apr 25, 2016
Location: here
Posts: 6
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by python54 View Post
Did you hear about the guy that climbed to the top of the Empire State building to masturbate?

Police didn't know whether to arrest him for indecent exposure or for Hijacking.



Quote:
Originally Posted by GTFO View Post
was that you " the story of your life "
We all know L.E. was in on WIRE of brain, didn't jail contract some work out? John still hasn't receive a pay check for being the boss.
HIJON is offline   Quote
Old 04-26-2016, 06:41 PM   #10
HIJON
BANNED
 
Join Date: Apr 25, 2016
Location: here
Posts: 6
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by HIJON View Post
We all know L.E. was in on WIRE of brain, didn't jail contract some work out? John still hasn't receive a pay check for being the boss.

THOSE WIRE THE BRAIN(HUMAN ROBOT- MAD) GUY/GAL do get REVENGE.
HIJON is offline   Quote
Old 04-27-2016, 06:00 PM   #11
HSLWB
BANNED
 
Join Date: Apr 27, 2016
Location: here
Posts: 7
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by python54 View Post
Did you hear about the guy that climbed to the top of the Empire State building to masturbate?

Police didn't know whether to arrest him for indecent exposure or for Hijacking.



Quote:
Originally Posted by GTFO View Post
was that you " the story of your life "
Lmao
HSLWB is offline   Quote
Reply



AMPReviews.net
Find Ladies
Hot Women

Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright © 2009 - 2016, ECCIE Worldwide, All Rights Reserved