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Old 05-29-2017, 11:03 AM   #1
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i remember this old hooker named Hurricane Sue. Years ago... there was this old hooker that had a very unique marketing strategy. She called herself Hurricane Sue. A buddy of mine went to meet her...

He get's the location her in call and approaches the door. He quietly knocks. The door swings open and there stands this old big boobed hooker wearing nothing but a grass shirt. He noticed the in call had a very tropical theme to it with pictures of palm trees, lots of plants, wave music and even sand on the floor. He says hi I'm "still Looking". She immediately grabs him... throws him on the floor and starts beating the living shit out of him with her big ass tits. Finally she stopped and he asks "Hey what the hell was that?" She says I'm tropical Sue and those are the tropical coconuts falling off the trees. Suddenly she jumps up and squats right over his face and pees. She finishes and once again he asks "Hey what the hell was that?" She explains I'm tropical Sue and those were the mild tropical rains. Just about that time she helps him up and she leads him to the bed. She pushes him down and jumps into 69 position. She starts sucking his dick and all at once lets loose of a big ass fart. He pushes her off and jumps up and starts getting dressed. She asks what’s the matter honey? He look up at her and says.... I can't fuck in this kind of weather and I don't think I can handle 68 more of those! I don't know what ever happened to Old Tropical Sue. I heard she retired to Austin Texas and opened an underground male dildo shop!
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Can't have too many jokes!
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You should get out more. Talking to yourself again and again. I'm guessing you have that special friend still around that you had in childhood. You are creepy...
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You should get out more. Talking to yourself again and again. I'm guessing you have that special friend still around that you had in childhood. You are creepy...
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The good ones never stay for long, and the bad ones never fucking go away....
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Yep you are a bad one kinda lingering like a egg fart
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Yep you are a bad one kinda lingering like a egg fart
So that's a good thing if you like eggs? You're welcome.
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Ran out of smart ass come backs?
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We need lots of humor in LV forum. I’m sure you guys agree! Let’s get busy
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Just cause you followed through with all the surgery's, shouldn't you be telling other gentleman you are a DUDE!?
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