This is my new neighbor...

[wildcat4fun]

She's single...

She lives right across the road.

I can see her place from my deck.

I watched as she got home from work this

evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the

street and up my driveway and

knocked on my door.

I rushed to open it, she looks at me and

says,

"I just got home, and I am so horny! I have

this strong urge to have a good

time, get drunk, and make love all night long!

Are you busy tonight?"

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free, I have no plans at all!"

She said, "Great! Could you

watch my dog?"

Being a senior citizen, really sucks!

Have a Great Day!