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EastTexasGrown · 07-13-2017, 04:14 PM

Knowing the activity level on this board, this thread is probably going to get crickets. To also be honest, I am not the original poster of this thought. It belongs to "Gatsby.Hobbiest" who posted this in the DFW Coed Section. I found it intriguing and decided to post it here.

I'm sure you ladies have a lot of tales to tell. I think it would be hilarious and/or insightful if you could write reviews on clients. How would you write one? If it helps, no client names need to be provided. Give us the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly!!

Nicky Wayne · 07-13-2017, 08:32 PM

A moderate worst nightmare. But would be great stuff out of Arkansas I guarantee that.

cowboyup1960 · 07-14-2017, 07:36 AM

Now that'd be interesting convo right there. I know they talk. Jus not sure how much detail they share in their lil powder room. Love to be a fly on the wall and listen in. I bet it's comical what they say bout us horn dogs. And it'd prolly be humblin too. Lol
Stuff like, 'he's a lil bald headed turd with a lil dick you can swallow the whole thing without gagging. He can't fuck long. Easy money.' Ats what I'm thinkin.

Harley Diablo · 07-14-2017, 07:58 AM

Yep with me it would be cannot believe that old man thinks he can still fuck at his age. With him I have more fun fingering myself. Not to mention he is short and wrinkled. But he does pay the full amount and is always on time and never does not show up.
I love him.

MajicPlayground · 07-14-2017, 09:51 AM

Lmfao....y'all are too funny. Thing is, we DO talk about y'all....mostly the love we have for ya

. But yes, we share the funny, the ridiculous, the scary...but here in Shreveport, we mostly talk on phones or in person, not the powder room, and definitely not in public...don't you know ladies don't kiss and tell lol??

Nicky Wayne · 07-14-2017, 10:57 AM

If I could just break the code into the powder room I would be rich. Probably write a book like 0ld Joe Friday would say just the facts MAM.

MajicPlayground · 07-14-2017, 12:31 PM

Hahaha....the FACTS are funny enough on their own. Add to it being naked most of the time...well, let's just say we'd keep you entertained for HOURS lol. We have all been known to say, at one time or another, I couldn't make this shit up if I tried

All that being said, we DO kiss n tell when someone acts the fool and messes with us...yeah, there's one coming today smh....but for the most part, y'all regular board contributors are straight up good guys. Thank you for that...becuz truthfully, there are more GOOD stories than bad about yas

Play safe and play often

drinkindreamin · 07-14-2017, 12:40 PM

Yes I think the ladies probably say DrinkinDreamin he's a big ol teddy bear. LOL! He's noisy and wants to know too much personal stuff other than that he's pretty cool. He's the type guy that's likes to have a drink and take time to know his women. He gave me a real nice gift last time I saw him. I'd say he's real vanilla though. He's a lil bit particular as to when,where and how we meet. He's not exactly in to the incall one after another type girl. He doesn't have a real big dick just average but he knows how to use it. He starts out with lots of fore play. FIV , Sucking on my nipples and neck. He also likes to kiss the small of my back that's something new? The DUDE LUVs DATY. Girl he made my eyes roll back in my head like those slot machines in the casino. Sumbitch knows how to eat a pussy!!! Think I even squirted and farted one time! He usually starts out real slow and if he doesn't pop too quick its quite the experience! IF he does pop quick give him a minute or help him along with a BBBJ for the 2nd round. He was so good I think I might start paying him to see me! Sumbitch is a big bastard but he smells good , dresses nice and he's damn good lookin!! He's about 275 but he's just that GOOD though. LOL! Now that shit is FUNNY! I crack myself up!! Tell me I don't know what women talk about? I work in a estrogen palace!!

MajicPlayground · 07-14-2017, 12:56 PM

OMG....I'm dying here lol!! Y'all don't need US to write on ya, you're doing a damn fine job of it :-)

Just a note on DATY and ETG since I've seen him several times an I don't think he will mind....Ladies, ETG is QUITE skilled with his tongue, among other things

. Several others are as well, but I'll save them for PMs to the ladies if they wanna know

. But trust me, several of us share the names of our faves with each other

Play on....

Ava_LaRue · 07-14-2017, 01:04 PM

Personally, I would write more about the experience than the actual guy (unless he posed a security risk). To me, being nice, respectful and having fun is more important than being the most handsome or well endowed. I've had several memorable experiences where BCD activities were only a preview of what was to come!

One of my favorites is when a former regular client (who was both handsome and well endowed, LOL) and I met at a park in West Monroe. It was raining, so not a lot of activity for a Saturday afternoon. As usual, talking and laughing led to kissing and more with him promising to keep watch. I started the bj and we were both very much into it when after a few minutes, he rapidly tapped my head and said "sit up! sit up!" He jerked his shirt over his zipper and I sat up just in time to see a Wildlife & Fisheries agent walking up to his window!

We played it cool and the agent seemingly bought the story that we were just two friends having a chat at the park. After he left, we were both a little freaked out but laughed it off and finished our date!

Moral of the story...never trust a guy to keep watch when he's getting a blowjob!

EastTexasGrown · 07-14-2017, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by MajicPlayground

OMG....I'm dying here lol!! Y'all don't need US to write on ya, you're doing a damn fine job of it :-)

Just a note on DATY and ETG since I've seen him several times an I don't think he will mind....Ladies, ETG is QUITE skilled with his tongue, among other things

. Several others are as well, but I'll save them for PMs to the ladies if they wanna know

. But trust me, several of us share the names of our faves with each other

Play on....

EastTexasGrown · 07-14-2017, 02:50 PM

I like it DrinkinDreamin!! We can even open this up to our own view of ourselves!!

ETG ...
Ladies, this guy doesn't have a mean bone in his body and is the perfect gentleman outside of BCDs as long as you have good TCB skills. The sad part is that he isn't much of a "spur of the moment" type of guy. He is a preplanner or a Pre-Book type of guy so if your TCB skills are lacking, you ain't got a shot of him scheduling with you. He has a budget but isn't a haggler for what it is worth. The poor guy is so indecisive though! He can't make up his mind if he wants a SugarBaby or 3 regulars or 5 regulars or simply something new every week. And if you have ever read all of his long damn posts on Eccie, you will know this guy is a talker. He always book an hour. I finally either have to shove his cock in my mouth so he knows I can't CONVO any longer or I start kissing him so he will shut the hell up!! With that being said, he kisses OK? It might be a chemistry thing with him or maybe a YMMV. I hear he enjoys kissing some and others simply don't feel it. Word is now spreading FAST that he is fucking good at DATY. So ladies, if that is something you are missing in a good session, you better PM him now. The man does alright with what he has been blessed with below. It isn't anything to write home about or brag about. It doesn't have the best stamina in the world but that little pecker sure has some good recovery time. I was amazed that he wanted me three times during that hour. I guess his pecker recovers fast because it is tired of hearing him talk as well!!

I can say I was a bit disappointed in what he had posted in his showcase verses what his menu turned out to be. His showcase talked a good game about spanking, bondage, and all types of freaky shit. However, when we finally got undressed (when he finally stopped talking) he was as vanilla as they cum. He enjoys LFK, DFK, DATY (Pretty good at it), MISH, CG, RCG, K9. I hear he enjoys GREEK as well even though we didn't get to that. I actually got the feeling he would rather me orgasm the entire hour than have any orgasms himself. Poor guy!! He is like the little engine that "wanted to"!! He tried and he tried and he tried. I finally facked a few Os for him so that his manhood would feel complete!! I really think if I can fuck him a few more times that I can loosen him up and get him out of his shell. At that point, I plan on pushing him to see what I can get out of him. Maybe I will tie him down to have my way with him or maybe even have him tie me down giving him permission take me for all he can get. He has a decent body for a 50yr old male and I want to find out what his limits are. I will say he is one PASSIONATE mother fucker! I could feel it in his kiss, in his hands as they touched various parts of my body, in how he made love to my pussy with his mouth/tongue, and how his stroked me with his cock in various positions. This man sure loves his job!!

Ladies, I give him a YES. He has good hygiene. He doesn't waste too much of my time. His $ is always good. And he keeps his damn prebooked appointments EVERY TIME!!

Kingaj_reign · 07-14-2017, 08:34 PM

Majic... Sounds like a challenge... ETG... I think a p-eating contest is in order... Ladies judge the winner???

EastTexasGrown · 07-14-2017, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Kingaj_reign

Majic... Sounds like a challenge... ETG... I think a p-eating contest is in order... Ladies judge the winner???

If you get some time with Majic, I will let her update this thread. I trust her opinion. Very few out there are as honest as she is.

You don't have to impress me. I just do what I do?! I think Majic is the one you have to impress.

cowboyup1960 · 07-15-2017, 12:32 AM

Well jus Day-um! You fellas are perverts for sure. Lol. Yall keep writing. This shits funnier than anything I've read in a long time! Bwahahah!
And I thought I put too much thought into what the ladies on here thought of me. I just don't want them dreading my call thinking, 'old fart! If it weren't for the money I'd never give him a shot'.
But all I know is I enjoy my time with the ladies and hope they ain't too repulsed by my groping and poking. And these are some good times in SBC with our regulars and I for one am glad they talk cause I for one want all of them to 1) be safe 2) get enough support to hang around and 3) if possible play nice with and help each other out.
Let's keep it civil in our lil corner and enjoy some nekkid time together.
Cause there ain't nothing like 'nekkid time'!
And, as a side note. If it is drama in here, hell, there is already more than enough at the house in the fucking real world.
Maybe it would be interesting to see what the gals would write in the Men's Lounge too.
Hmm. Would Ava talk about a parking lot date? Would DD mention road head? Or worse!? Wonder would any providers bring up their trip around the pen at the ole Ponderosa? I know I am sporting some memories!
And the tales MMM could blow us all away with. Guys, we just THINK we got some BS to talk about. We ain't got nothing on the ladies. And I know it.