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03-23-2014, 12:07 PM
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The Pussy Mafia
We're having cannoli.
Consider yourselves warned.
Ladies, we'll be here for awhile - PM me if you'd like to join. Confidentiality guaranteed - the CBC will never know you were here. Rates will be discussed.
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03-23-2014, 12:14 PM
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The Cheap Bastards will also be meeting. We will be having Beenie Weenies & inexpensive Beer while watching "Cheap Thrills" the movie...
You have been warned.
We too will be discussing rates & embargoes....
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03-23-2014, 12:18 PM
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Well since Scarlette will be otherwise occupied, I will go get the monkey shit shields out of the car.
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03-23-2014, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Toyz
The Cheap Bastards will also be meeting. We will be having Beenie Weenies & inexpensive Beer while watching "Cheap Thrills" the movie...
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That is a fucking awesome movie! Hey, look at that, we agree on something! LOL
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03-23-2014, 12:26 PM
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Well since Scarlette will be otherwise occupied, I will go get the monkey shit shields out of the car.
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Scarlett is here - she's my co-Dona. Monkey shit shields cost extra, lol.
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03-23-2014, 12:28 PM
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No one told me there would be cannoli ...darn it
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03-23-2014, 12:30 PM
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That is a fucking awesome movie! Hey, look at that, we agree on something! LOL
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I'll do it for $15,000!
Poor Poodle...
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03-23-2014, 12:39 PM
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I'll do it for $15,000!
Poor Poodle...
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The neighbor's house. OMFG, I was dying.
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03-23-2014, 04:39 PM
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So Chef, how about it? Wanna cater dinner for a pms party?! I'll give you 80 bucks!!! There are no men allowed, so I will have to dress you up and sneak you in!! 
Next weeks agenda is How to properly give a man flowers! You wouldn't mind would you?
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03-23-2014, 05:37 PM
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So Chef, how about it? Wanna cater dinner for a pms party?! I'll give you 80 bucks!!! There are no men allowed, so I will have to dress you up and sneak you in!!
Next weeks agenda is How to properly give a man flowers! You wouldn't mind would you? |
You're on! And I will even do it pro bono!
And are you sure there are no men allowed? I've seen a lot of balless guys sucking up to the PMS lately? Are they hermaphrodites or just castrated?
Heres the menu for the catered PMS Ball
- Undercooked smelly fish
- Dried out oysters
- Shriveled up melons
- Meatless Tacos
- Sautéed anus of lamb
- Microwaved Poodle (this is Claires favorite)
- Bleeding gash cake (its kind of one of those red-velvet-bundt-thingies)
- After dinner drinks are a mixture of Metamucil & Boost Energy drink
I've taken the liberty to make buttons & tshirts for your little party...I hope that's not too presumptuous of me?
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03-23-2014, 05:51 PM
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That menu doesn't look too appetizing.......though sauteed anus of lamb might be interesting.
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03-23-2014, 05:58 PM
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I'll do it for $15,000!
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Finally, you get my ISO!!! Sheezus! But I dont want a poodle. I want another breed.
Anyway, metamucil & an energy drink mix will go over great with the pms! Fan-fucking-tabulous. Now I can binge drink & work back into an eating disorder, st the same time.
Really, pretty genius.
And no tuna twat taco's!! You cook & do laundry?? Maybe, just maybe the pms will agree to a sit down with the cbc and a deal can be reached.
Prepare your bastard soldiers!!!
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03-23-2014, 06:36 PM
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Finally, you get my ISO!!! Sheezus! But I dont want a poodle. I want another breed.
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No sweetheart, it's a reference to the movie Cheap Thrills, lol. Blonde roots.
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03-23-2014, 06:47 PM
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I know, sweetheart!! I was just doing what I do best.... "All cocks revolve around ME!"
Speaking of roots... U wanna dye my soul patch to match my new hair color tonight?! It's time for streaks... This should be fun!
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03-23-2014, 07:12 PM
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Maybe, just maybe the pms will agree to a sit down with the cbc and a deal can be reached.
Prepare your bastard soldiers!!!
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The gauntlet has been thrown...prepare your anuses bitches! (((metaphorically...not an anal fan myself...but it sounded cool)
I'll let my lil' frin' speak on behalf of the Cheap Bastards Club...
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=...D57FE59A62A048
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