PSA Regarding Penis Photos

[Danielle Reid]

Sorry if this upsets anyone or offends you in any way. I have no intentions of getting on anyone's bad side. But it must be said to avoid any further embarrassment for you and me both.

Please do not send me photos of your penis in hopes that I will either:
1. get turned on
A. get all hot and bothered
2. send you a nude photo of myself
A. photo of the kitty
B. photo of my taint
3. call you announcing my love for your marvelous male attachment

I love dick as much as the next gal, but please leave the flashing of your penis to a private session.

That is all. Thank you.

[willro]

If I were going to send you such a pic, I would at least have the decency to find a larger one online to text to you. I would work harder to impress than what my attached equipment could do.

[Danielle Reid]

Originally Posted by willro

If I were going to send you such a pic, I would at least have the decency to find a larger one online to text to you. I would work harder to impress than what my attached equipment could do.

The big ones scare me

[bdnewt007]

What...Seriously guys have been doing that shit, you should post them on the internet!

[Guest040816]

Dawgs from Eccie are abusing the system, ,, forward to Bio and he will stop it and keep an eye on
any retaliation. He don't play.
Where is pyramider,,, his statements on taint exposure wasn't meant literally.:thumbdown :

[Danielle Reid]

Originally Posted by bdnewt007

What...Seriously guys have been doing that shit, you should post them on the internet!

I usually post them to my twitter page so my fans can have a good laugh lol

I'm kidding by the way. I only do that to guys that send me dick pics on Facebook

[splitlog]

Originally Posted by MaryBeth

The big ones scare me

We need to get together cause I dont have a big one

[bladtinzu]

Hell twitter the ones who did it from here. Along with screen names and the site addy. Beats sending them to their wives...

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by lorde reign

Dawgs from Eccie are abusing the system, ,, forward to Bio and he will stop it and keep an eye on
any retaliation. He don't play.
Where is pyramider,,, his statements on taint exposure wasn't meant literally.:thumbdown :

Taint is the key to the universe. But on the subject of sending dick pics, I send them all the time. My 1.3" of dangling death is legendary.

[Danielle Reid]

Originally Posted by splitlog

We need to get together cause I dont have a big one

Hahahaha

Originally Posted by bladtinzu

Hell twitter the ones who did it from here. Along with screen names and the site addy. Beats sending them to their wives...

Lol a black collage kid that was trolling me sent me a dick pic through text. So I posted the photo, his full name, phone number, and Facebook URL. His mother ended up getting involved and I told her he was sending disgusting messages to my 10 year old. That ended the entire conversation

[Danielle Reid]

Originally Posted by splitlog

We need to get together cause I dont have a big one

LMAO

[Ginger Doll]

I distinctly remember a time when a prospective client started sending penis pictures repeatedly right after screening, apparently trying to lure me into some sort of sex-text session. It was coming into my iPad through iMessage.

I was on a recipe website working on dinner. I had my hands covered in homemade dumpling goo, and every time one of those messages came in, it would take me away from my recipe...at which time I would have to use my gooey fingers to get the recipe back up on my screen.

Very irritating. It's not always a good time for penis, guys.

I ended up stopping mid-recipe, thoroughly washing my hands, grabbing my phone, calling him & telling him to cut it the hell out. We laughed about it later.

[pyramider]

But its always a good time for taint ...

[Danielle Reid]

Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

I distinctly remember a time when a prospective client started sending penis pictures repeatedly right after screening, apparently trying to lure me into some sort of sex-text session. It was coming into my iPad through iMessage.

I was on a recipe website working on dinner. I had my hands covered in homemade dumpling goo, and every time one of those messages came in, it would take me away from my recipe...at which time I would have to use my gooey fingers to get the recipe back up on my screen.

Very irritating. It's not always a good time for penis, guys.

I ended up stopping mid-recipe, thoroughly washing my hands, grabbing my phone, calling him & telling him to cut it the hell out. We laughed about it later.

I don't usually "laugh" about it. I usually threaten to make their dicks pig food if they don't stop it.

1st Offense: Warning (Kind warning)
2nd Offense: Gets you cursed out
3rd Offense: I'm sending the threats and posting you on the internet

[Guest012617]

Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

I distinctly remember a time when a prospective client started sending penis pictures repeatedly right after screening, apparently trying to lure me into some sort of sex-text session. It was coming into my iPad through iMessage.

I was on a recipe website working on dinner. I had my hands covered in homemade dumpling goo, and every time one of those messages came in, it would take me away from my recipe...at which time I would have to use my gooey fingers to get the recipe back up on my screen.

Very irritating. It's not always a good time for penis, guys.

I ended up stopping mid-recipe, thoroughly washing my hands, grabbing my phone, calling him & telling him to cut it the hell out. We laughed about it later.

So thats why I'm just a prospective client and I thought the pictures
came out pretty good.