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Originally Posted by boardman
Venus? Is that you?
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No shot at the original poster, but that was very funny boardman. I love provider stories they are random and amusing. One of my favorites was a well reviewed provider that has now left the scene, we had scheduled a multi-hour session. Well one thing lead to another and she had been drinking before the session started and I'd brought a bottle of her favorite adult beverage. We played around a little and before any coffee, bells or goal shots; she sort of passed out. No worries figured she'd wake up in a few minutes after about an hour I tried to wake her and no joy.
So watch some TV, yack on my phone and three or so hours later she is still out and now snoring, it was girl snoring and kind of cute but still. Somebody was getting a little horny. So tried really hard to wake her, short of throwing ice water on her and got a very sleepy "I'm tired", followed by more snoring . So I took a nap, now it's like 5-6 hours in and nothing much has really happened. Finally wake her and she wants to be paid for an overnight. We talked about it for a few minutes and came up with a compromise of a couple of hours. Actually asked her what I should be paying to watch her sleep? No big deal really except I could tell she really saw herself as the injured party. In retrospect should have gone the ice water route, trying to be nice on that occasion didn't work out. Asked around and this wasn't normal behavior for her, but it did really make me laugh when ever she was running mult-hour specials. She should have had a rate for BCD play, social drinking and watching her sleep. Later I did ger an email offering a make up session at a reduced rate, but it seemed better to just quite while I was behind.
This story is not about Venus, she almost got be arrested, mouthing off to a ellie. Now that was a bad night.