[[HATE LOVERS OF DATY WHO HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO DATY]]

[Lovely Janet]

I cannot even count how many times the BIGGEST BRAGGERS and BOASTERS have been total and complete IMPOSTERS

Why spend so much time dining at my Y when I'm clearly not enoying it??

When I'm truly enjoying being someones MEAL my body gives plenty of signals and most of them arent vocal like the movies [though I am a loud one at times]

Some of these non verbal ques include

a] my knees keep threatening to squeeze your head off

b] im quiet enough that you can hear me holding my breath as to not move a muscle from what your doing to me

and

c] your face is wet

Dining at the y is always enjoyable guys, but unless you know know know that your making her feel good or have made quite a few people feel great be modest even silent on the subject.

I will say the quietest men [[not in personality but in terms of bragging]] have always been my most satisfying...

AS ITS SAID WATCH OUT FOR THE QUIET ONES

[bored@home]

K

[Duthgar1976]

true story

[Luke Skywalker]

You mean, biting is not a good idea?

[melannie_star]

Originally Posted by Luke Skywalker

You mean, biting is not a good idea?

haha! have actually had one lose his teeth!! Not a joke.. they fell out after I screamed.

I've been bitten a few times.. lol

I do not mind dentures at all, but if they are not permanently fit in, I prefer just to take them out while going to DATY land.

[Kimberdoll]

LMAO Dentures!

And the lack of knowing what they are doing sounds like my ex husband, I would push him off and just take care of it myself.

[OldGrump]

I'm so quiet, mice envy me.

[bored@home]

Originally Posted by melannie_star

haha! have actually had one lose his teeth!! Not a joke.. they fell out after I screamed.

I've been bitten a few times.. lol

I do not mind dentures at all, but if they are not permanently fit in, I prefer just to take them out while going to DATY land.

Sounds like some good advertisement / slogan for polident and fixodent

[pyramider]

Chewing the kitty makes the ladies swoon. Licking is amateur action.

[phildo]

Originally Posted by melannie_star

I do not mind dentures at all, but if they are not permanently fit in, I prefer just to take them out while going to DATY land.

I know there's a song in that shit right there...funny that women have the same tag line for generations of locker room jokes as we do!

[DownForWhatever]

One size (or technique) does not fit all!

My style might work for some ladies...but not for others...until I've had a few tries to figure out what their preferences are....practice makes perfect.

Some ladies like a thorough tongue lashing, while others like a slow kitty lickin'

There are a lot of ads on here for the best BBBJ...that I've found to be amateur at best.

It's all a matter of preferences and practice, practice, practice!

[Sleepy363]

women love it when you loudly mumble "NOM NOM NOM" as you're doing DATY.

[Luke Skywalker]

Originally Posted by melannie_star

haha! have actually had one lose his teeth!! Not a joke.. they fell out after I screamed.

I've been bitten a few times.. lol

I do not mind dentures at all, but if they are not permanently fit in, I prefer just to take them out while going to DATY land.

What about hair pulling (mine-inside joke) is that allowed during DATY?

[Jeffparlons87]

"Why spend so much time dining at my Y when I'm clearly not enoying it?"
"Dining at the y is always enjoyable guys..."

[DownForWhatever]

Originally Posted by Jeffparlons87

"Why spend so much time dining at my Y when I'm clearly not enoying it?"
"Dining at the y is always enjoyable guys..."