A Fractured Eccie Christmas Story

[Toyz]

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house...
No one had clothes on, not even a blouse,
Claire home from the cathouse & MrHamm from jail,
Had just crawled in bed for some 30 second tail...

SL & Buck in the main room, were pimpin' their hos,
$400 a pop, you know how it goes...

RR & Slave Intertwined on the couch,
RR was being his regular grouch,
"Turn that camera off Toyz or I'll sick Hobart on you",
A Jalepeno up your ass, don't say I don't warn you.
It was worth it I say, to have RR warn me,
I've vids now to share, $37.50, just call me...

When there rose such a clatter I sprang from missionary to see whats the matter...I flew to the window away like a flash, slipped on some dogshit fell flat on my ass. Mr Peabody said with a waifish like grin. "I've been stuck here all night, I couldn't keep it in"

I threw open the curtains, looked into the night,
Alas what I saw was a blood curdling sight,
A naked fat man with 4 naked fat sisters,
I knew in that moment the bastard was Whispers,
He called out to all, he screamed at the boys,
"Did you bring to my kids some cock sucking toys"?

Back in the house, there were screams in the dark,
I recognized the fear, 'twas dear Cinnamon Shark,
"I can't find my pee pee, it was so cute and sexy",
He had forgotten right then it was swallowed by Lexi

In the corner there stood the man named John_dough,
Getting a blow job from MissConstanceFlow,
It sounded like fun from the hallway I guess,
When I heard RosieDaie screaming "JESS, OH JESS"

Two midgets, a jew & a person of mixed gender,
Had a bitch bent over the counter, right next to the blender,
It was hard making out who was taking this dick,
And the number of pops was making some sick,
Then I noticed the girl from between all the cocks,
And smiled just a bit, not at all from the shock,
Was just a gang-bang & kind of Lazy,
But it was non other than the queen of bat-shit-crazy.

I walked to the stairs, to see all the action,
And maybe to get me some ToYz inner traction,
There on the steps in obvious Anal glee,
Were Italian Marie & the OPEC three
Rocky, Onei & Quzi with their dicks all in a row,
Were preparing to plow that bargain rate Ho

All around me I saw Tits, Pussy & Ass!
But since this is eccie, no mention of grass
I thought to myself "Toyz find you some head"
So I made my way on to check out the bed

There a dream before me did lay
It was so exquisite, no more could I say
With asses raised and heads off the side,
I must be in heaven, I surely have died,
Pretty Baby, Gigi, & my ATF Aly,
an old skank from the past named nightmare Sally,
I tossed her aside, said "I've had that dried snatch"
And pulled out my Beeg Cawk, to enjoy my new catch,
I moved to and fro, in this one and that,
{and of course I had on an inpentrable hat}
I finally popped in my dear AlyJones,
Sent a silent thanks to Monger Jesus for this bone,

So wherever you are, be you near be you far,
Whether you're fucking in a bed, or in some mongers car,
Take it hard, take it deep, take it in and don't weep
Fuck you friend, fuck your John, fuck an occasional creep,
Count your blessings praise Pfiizer you can still get it up,
Thank your lawyer for suggesting that prenup,
Be you Ho, be you Monger, be you Manager or Pimp,
Be you smart, be you dumb or just a regular Simp,
Enjoy this fine hobby, and pray it will last,
Once erection day commeth, it will all be in the past...

Happy Mongering to all, and to all a good night!

[opie9698]

Good one Toyz ! That made my day !! Hell that made my year

[Hobart420]

I'd like to offer a little song for our non Christian brothers and sisters. (This may go in another Toyz gem but I'm too lazy to look for it).



Oh, JaLa JaLa peño

I need a little play

And when it's dry and horney

A hoogar I shall pay

CHORUS

Oh, JaLa JaLa peño

I need a little play

And when it's dry and horney

A hoogar I shall pay

She'll have a lovely body

With legs so short and thin

And when I get so tired

The drops'll be on'r chin!

CHORUS

My Jalapeño's always playful

It loves to dance and play

A happy game of oral

It needs a BBJ

[Centaur]

[FS_ITC]

LOL! Now I am really in the spirit!

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Toyz

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house...
No one had clothes on, not even a blouse,
Claire home from the cathouse & MrHamm from jail,
Had just crawled in bed for some 30 second tail...

SL & Buck in the main room, were pimpin' their hos,
$400 a pop, you know how it goes...

RR & Slave Intertwined on the couch,
RR was being his regular grouch,
"Turn that camera off Toyz or I'll sick Hobart on you",
A Jalepeno up your ass, don't say I don't warn you.
It was worth it I say, to have RR warn me,
I've vids now to share, $37.50, just call me...

When there rose such a clatter I sprang from missionary to see whats the matter...I flew to the window away like a flash, slipped on some dogshit fell flat on my ass. Mr Peabody said with a waifish like grin. "I've been stuck here all night, I couldn't keep it in"

I threw open the curtains, looked into the night,
Alas what I saw was a blood curdling sight,
A naked fat man with 4 naked fat sisters,
I knew in that moment the bastard was Whispers,
He called out to all, he screamed at the boys,
"Did you bring to my kids some cock sucking toys"?

Back in the house, there were screams in the dark,
I recognized the fear, 'twas dear Cinnamon Shark,
"I can't find my pee pee, it was so cute and sexy",
He had forgotten right then it was swallowed by Lexi

In the corner there stood the man named John_dough,
Getting a blow job from MissConstanceFlow,
It sounded like fun from the hallway I guess,
When I heard RosieDaie screaming "JESS, OH JESS"

Two midgets, a jew & a person of mixed gender,
Had a bitch bent over the counter, right next to the blender,
It was hard making out who was taking this dick,
And the number of pops was making some sick,
Then I noticed the girl from between all the cocks,
And smiled just a bit, not at all from the shock,
Was just a gang-bang & kind of Lazy,
But it was non other than the queen of bat-shit-crazy.

I walked to the stairs, to see all the action,
And maybe to get me some ToYz inner traction,
There on the steps in obvious Anal glee,
Were Italian Marie & the OPEC three
Rocky, Onei & Quzi with their dicks all in a row,
Were preparing to plow that bargain rate Ho

All around me I saw Tits, Pussy & Ass!
But since this is eccie, no mention of grass
I thought to myself "Toyz find you some head"
So I made my way on to check out the bed

There a dream before me did lay
It was so exquisite, no more could I say
With asses raised and heads off the side,
I must be in heaven, I surely have died,
Pretty Baby, Gigi, & my ATF Aly,
an old skank from the past named nightmare Sally,
I tossed her aside, said "I've had that dried snatch"
And pulled out my Beeg Cawk, to enjoy my new catch,
I moved to and fro, in this one and that,
{and of course I had on an inpentrable hat}
I finally popped in my dear AlyJones,
Sent a silent thanks to Monger Jesus for this bone,

So wherever you are, be you near be you far,
Whether you're fucking in a bed, or in some mongers car,
Take it hard, take it deep, take it in and don't weep
Fuck you friend, fuck your John, fuck an occasional creep,
Count your blessings praise Pfiizer you can still get it up,
Thank your lawyer for suggesting that prenup,
Be you Ho, be you Monger, be you Manager or Pimp,
Be you smart, be you dumb or just a regular Simp,
Enjoy this fine hobby, and pray it will last,
Once erection day commeth, it will all be in the past...

Happy Mongering to all, and to all a good night!

I'll take all "10"

[cinnamonshark]

Well, I feel honored that you included me in your poem, Toyz. No matter how far off from the truth about me you could be.

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by cinnamonshark

Well, I feel honored that you included me in your poem, Toyz. No matter how far off from the truth about me you could be.

Truth?

What does truth have to do with anything?

If I wrote a story/poem based on truth it would read like old fat people fucking...

[cinnamonshark]

Originally Posted by Toyz

Truth?

What does truth have to do with anything?

If I wrote a story/poem based on truth it would read like old fat people fucking...

So, does that include all those "beeg cawk" claims?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

[atxhrny]

well done, Toyz.

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by atxhrny

well done, Toyz.

Thanks my friend!

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by cinnamonshark

So, does that include all those "beeg cawk" claims?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Jealousy...its such a wasted emotion where genetics (or lack of same) are concerned, seek counseling or implants Finman!!....{{{couldn't resist either-but I did put you in the poem! I may kill you off in the New Years Eccie Resolutions }}}