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05-18-2015, 05:10 PM
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Join Date: May 31, 2013
Location: Way down in the jungle deep.
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The Hunter Becomes the Hunted - Is it time for a hoe-mobile!!
So I was doing my usual stint, hitting the hoedown trails of Sunny South Dallas, 2nd street, hatcher & MLK corridors when all of a sudden a notice a car following me. I thought maybe it was undercover 5-0 or one of you horny mother fuckers on my tail thinking "that dude in the car must know where the hoe's at"! I was suspicious so I made a left.. so did the car.. I made a right.. so did the car.. Finally I pulled over in front of this little hole in the wall lounge.. Guess what .. so did the car. I turned off my ignition and picked up the phone like I was making a call when all of the sudden the driver pulls up right next to me and gets out.. Its a South Dallas Hoe that I knocked down a few months back.. She said she recognized my vehicle and wanted to know if I wanted a quick.. she needed a 20 for gas! Oh Hell NO!!! Who am I kidding.. Yes I did.. but do you think its time for another hoe mobile!?
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05-18-2015, 06:13 PM
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Join Date: Nov 7, 2013
Location: Mid Cities
Posts: 594
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I've met two ladies in Dallas that just seem to cruise around; I think I've seen a few more that I didn't get to speak to. It's a fleet!
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05-18-2015, 06:50 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jan 28, 2010
Location: Dallas TX
Posts: 15,640
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I've heard stories of of women doing that before, did you make her earn that 20?
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05-18-2015, 09:03 PM
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Join Date: Jan 25, 2011
Location: Las Colinas
Posts: 778
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He'll years ago they used to cruise Harry Hines on a regular basis
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05-19-2015, 06:04 AM
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Aug 17, 2010
Location: Dallas, TX
Posts: 2,499
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dude your getting the royal treatment now, all the kings ladies looking to service him. I have been having a similar thing when I roll up to my favorite no-tel now... the pimps and dealers see me coming so they stir up the ladies and get them outside for viewing... I enjoy the extra service at this price point
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05-19-2015, 07:57 AM
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Prowler
Join Date: Mar 30, 2009
Location: Perimeter of Atlanta
Posts: 1,465
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I thought I was the only one that hookers remember the truck! I stop at a convenience store on Lancaster all the time to see who's inside at the games and they will ask if I'm ready for another ride. Problem is on some of them that have been around a long time is that Uncle Leo knows them too!
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05-19-2015, 08:48 AM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: In Dallas
Posts: 270
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you get my vote for pimp of the year
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05-19-2015, 09:33 AM
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Join Date: May 31, 2013
Location: Way down in the jungle deep.
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BigLatinMale… You know I did. She really went to work. No tip tho!
RandomTxGuy .. Now that's what I call curbside service! I need to check out that no-tell
so I can save on gas
CheaterCheater.. I feel you. Issue is sometimes I frequent the area in my RW so it can be an issue if i have a friend in the car and a hoe is riding my bumper honking asking for a date.
Whosnext… What RandomTxGuy wrote.. Got their hoes lining up for inspection! Straight Pimping
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05-19-2015, 03:39 PM
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Join Date: Dec 22, 2011
Location: Dallas
Posts: 342
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I don't want to hear this BS coming from you JS.. this hoe is following you cause your such a big tipper. You brought this apon yourself with your generosity....
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05-19-2015, 04:23 PM
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Habeas Corpus Suspender
Join Date: May 5, 2013
Location: Phnom Penh, Cambodia
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I bet JS is going to get nastier.. and start picking up change between car seats, to place in the Providers', um... coin slot.
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05-19-2015, 09:31 PM
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Join Date: May 31, 2013
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ghost901
I don't want to hear this BS coming from you JS.. this hoe is following you cause your such a big tipper. You brought this apon yourself with your generosity....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chung Tran
I bet JS is going to get nastier.. and start picking up change between car seats, to place in the Providers', um... coin slot.
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You both are right. I picked up a regular today, Tina that I reviewed before so I will not do another one here.... http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1353871 After the deed was done and she spit it out this BIATCH going to say.."When can I come over your house so we can kick it. I can spend the night and I know how to cook".. My first thought was ..is it going to cost me? then I came to my right frame of mind. I told her soon. She said you b's'n me and I said no but my face said yes! My offering of 20.00 have these hoes thinking I'm the latest and greatest IPO offering. Well its time to call in the SEC and file a complaint. From now on I'm only buying options with a strike price of 15.00 and I'm letting them MF's expire.
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05-20-2015, 06:39 AM
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Aug 17, 2010
Location: Dallas, TX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by justinslayer
... Well its time to call in the SEC and file a complaint. From now on I'm only buying options with a strike price of 15.00 and I'm letting them MF's expire.
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I just spit coffee all over the place... that's so fucking hilarious in so many ways... no only is it on this board but its in the SW thread... genius, pure genius...
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05-20-2015, 07:16 AM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Dec 22, 2011
Location: Dallas
Posts: 342
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unfortunately, some lessons are learned the hard way. I'm just glad you're on the right path now Justin. lol
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05-20-2015, 08:17 AM
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Habeas Corpus Suspender
Join Date: May 5, 2013
Location: Phnom Penh, Cambodia
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Quote:
Originally Posted by randomtxguy
I just spit coffee all over the place... that's so fucking hilarious in so many ways... no only is it on this board but its in the SW thread... genius, pure genius...
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this this this!
fortunately I had finished my coffee.
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05-20-2015, 02:04 PM
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Expanding boundaries...
Join Date: Jun 26, 2009
Location: Fort Worth
Posts: 1,274
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Originally Posted by Crzytxn
He'll years ago they used to cruise Harry Hines on a regular basis
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yup - this was one of my first p4p experiences - cruised down HH about 4am and a lady pulled up next to me while driving....adrenaline rush of a time but now I know better
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