Quote of the day

[Iron Butterfly]

Quote of the day!

So I was shopping at HEB this morning getting my daily snaks. I was in the produce area headed to get some avocados, tomatoes, and cucumbers.
This hot tall brunette was pulling a bag off the roll by the cucumbers, as it tore, she was going to pull another one and saw I was waiting to get a bag. She insisted I go ahead. I pulled one and said "these bags are so big you can get half the store in them" she replied "I like them big" " and smiled as she selected a cucumber. I don't think she was being sarcastic



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[George N Powell]

and you responded how? this story is anti climactic.

[Iron Butterfly]

It's just a quote! No climaxe needed.


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[Blue_eyed_shy_guy]

Quite the contrary; I get quite frustrated without my climax.

(sorry man, couldn't help myself.)

[Loxly]

It's always fun to knock people (mentally) off balance. Whenever I get a pretty little waitress I like to ki8d around with them.

"Ya know Sweetie, if I were 10 years younger......."

at which point they THINK they know what's coming I end with...

"I'd STILL be too old for you."

Actually worked out well once as a pickup line. But it's still fun to do it.

[JadaDior]

she wanted the D!! lol

[Gorgeous_Boriqua]

Originally Posted by Blue_eyed_shy_guy

Quite the contrary; I get quite frustrated without my climax.

(sorry man, couldn't help myself.)

Hi 5 lol

[michaelbolton]

Originally Posted by George N Powell

and you responded how? this story is anti climactic.

"then you're talking to the wrong guy"

[Iron Butterfly]

"So sorry babe, RW got in the way, promiss to make it up to you next time"

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[Shuttleman]

I swear, I see the hottest chicks and MILFs at the store. One of these days I'll figure out how to pick one up.