New Backpage Dictionary
While these will not be in alphabetical order, they should be entertaining.
Exclusive - I see a shit ton of guys. Expect me to be double booked. You will need to wait the parking lot nat least a 1/2 hour and will probably see my previous and next appointment.
Exotic - I am black and have a shitty attitude.
High Class - I see low grade hobbiests. Basically I see anyone.
New in Town - I need some pills. I will rip you off if you sneeze.
Short Stay - My reviews are usually bad after a day so I have to leave.
Asian Girls - There is no one here under 40.
Fetish - I will do anything except what you want
Open minded - Everything is covered. I only do missionary or doggie unless you pay extra. There is no way hell I am doing cow girl.
Fun - I am a real bitch
Pics on request - no way in hell I am sending you my pics. If I do send you pics, they are of someone else
Low Volume - I only make as many appointments as I can in a day. 24 1 hour appoints would be perfect, but that rarely happens.
I hope you all enjoyed these. Please add any in the comments that I forgot.
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