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Old 01-28-2011, 03:25 PM   #1
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Default Things don't work as well in old age.
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the
85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained.
"Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."
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ain't life a bitch and then it goes south
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Old 02-05-2011, 12:52 PM   #4
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I've always liked this quote from the movie "The Bucket List" with Jack Nicholson & Morgan Freeman.

It speaks about the the "Golden Years"!

"Never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart."

Be Careful & Enjoy!

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Old 02-05-2011, 01:00 PM   #5
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lmao! REALLY biomed, never trust a fart eh?
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Old 02-05-2011, 10:57 PM   #7
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NEVER!

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Shart:

A small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of "shit" and "fart")
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Hmmm. Seems my thread has went to shit!
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LMAO...too funny!
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