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LilRed · 01-27-2011, 09:27 AM

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane.

The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more.

Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again.

As before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.

Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you OK?"

"I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."

The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. "I have never heard of that condition before" he said. "Are you taking anything for it?"

The woman nodded, "Pepper".

DallasRain · 01-27-2011, 11:22 AM

lol--good one!

elcid180 · 01-27-2011, 04:08 PM

You ladies would be going thru pepper by the pound and as fast as you could

williamsburg · 01-27-2011, 09:43 PM

Red, There are a lot of substances that TSA won't let you carry onboard anymore, but I checked--pepper is still allowed. Now I'm really looking forward to our next trip. HaHa

ashwednesday666 · 01-28-2011, 09:21 AM

hengentj · 01-28-2011, 04:41 PM

There are actual medical conditions like this. Generally, they are not enjoyed.

Miss J · 02-01-2011, 07:34 AM

LOL! Fantastic!!!!!

LilRed · 02-01-2011, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by williamsburg

Red, There are a lot of substances that TSA won't let you carry onboard anymore, but I checked--pepper is still allowed. Now I'm really looking forward to our next trip. HaHa

I think you tease me enough on the plane as it is without needing pepper in your pockets. You make me squirm every trip. Can't wait to see you and what all you have up your sleeve in two weeks!!

DallasRain · 02-01-2011, 03:05 PM

we want pics!!!!!!!!!!!

elcid180 · 02-01-2011, 03:25 PM

Red its not whats up his sleeve but in his pants. By the way the way you talk are you a member of the mile high club.

LilRed · 02-02-2011, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by elcid180

Red its not whats up his sleeve but in his pants. By the way the way you talk are you a member of the mile high club.

LOL... The Mile High Club is on my bucket list but the bathrooms are so damn small and he's 6'4"!!!!

But you can bet Williamsburg always has my full attention on the plane. He insists that I wear a skirt everytime we fly, go out to eat, in a cab... I am sure you get the idea here!!!

Pics Dallas??? Well, he told me when we meet this month that he will be taking pics for his avatar. But I have a feeling it won't be images from the plane!

DallasRain · 02-02-2011, 09:25 AM

lol--Cool......I love those kinda dates...that's why I got kicked out of st charles tavern & Commerce deli...lol

LilRed · 02-02-2011, 09:56 AM

You should get a wireless remote controlled egg and let him keep the controller. It doesn't draw as much attention and it is a lot of fun. And they have a loooooooooooooong distance range on them!!

DallasRain · 02-02-2011, 10:23 AM

lol--yep I have done that too..its a blast!! woooohooo girl we think alike..lol

elcid180 · 02-02-2011, 03:55 PM

Red, Dallas why does listening to you remind me of that scene in "Harry Met Sally". But I know that there would be no faking the "O" boy would I love to be in that deli, restaurant, airplane where ever