Limerick Contest

[Egrbvr]

The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called the 'Style Invitational'.

The requirements this week were to use the two words 'Lewinsky' (the Intern) and 'Kaczynski' (the Unabomber) in the same limerick.

Now, remember, the following winning entries were actually printed
verbatim in the newspaper, no bleeps or xxxs:


Third place:

There once was a girl named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
'Twas 'Hail to the Chief'
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.


Second place:

Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you made such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky.



And the winning entry:

Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known,
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter,
When deciding how best to be blown

[Sweet N Little]

OMG thats tooooo funny!!!

[DallasRain]

cool---lol!!!!!

Hillary has a Heart
Poor Hillary Clinton- her campaign was toast.
Obama won Iowa, and had started to boast.
She fought back hard, but the polls said “Too Late”
It was time to resign- it was already fate.
Obama was King- The coronation was now
The campaign was over before it started somehow.
But under all that pressure, Hillary’s armor, it cracked
Too subtle and too late for the polsters to track
The pundits said her campaign just fell apart.
But her ace up her sleeve was a glimpse of her heart.