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01-02-2017, 10:38 AM
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Join Date: May 14, 2013
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Light up your sex life II
Well the jokes on me.
I was going at hot and heavy in MISH when she said O I'm Cumming! I reached up and hit the switch. I may have permanent hearing loss in my right ear as she SCREAMED, she managed to push me off, jump up and head to the Bathroom.
I turned on the lights and found a brown smear on the sheets. YEP I scared the shit out'a her. I can LMMFAO now, that's a day of playing around and about $88 Euros of parts gone to shit-so to speak. Obviously it's a good thing thing that I wasn't going for Greek!
Live and learn, or in my case live and fuck up. Main thing is I can laugh at myself. Life is too short to get too serious.
Carry On!
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01-02-2017, 11:13 AM
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Retired Irish Tart
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Good gosh! She probably thought someone was busting in, as opposed to just busting one.
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01-02-2017, 11:58 AM
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I imagined several possible endings for this scenario ... having her shit herself wasn't one of them. Hopefully, you didn't run off your favorite.
Thanks for sharing! TTL
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01-02-2017, 12:14 PM
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Shit Happens......
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01-02-2017, 01:17 PM
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Heh...
Lol
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01-02-2017, 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted by timetolive
I imagined several possible endings for this scenario ... having her shit herself wasn't one of them. Hopefully, you didn't run off your favorite.
Thanks for sharing! TTL
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No No my AFT stayed and used me more but said not to surprise her again-also stayed to get paid OF Course! I also drove her back to Barcelona in 112 minuites. Normal driving takes around 180 minutes but whos normal? LOL
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01-02-2017, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by loveitdou
Well the jokes on me.
..... and about $88 Euros of parts gone.....
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Is that 88 or $.88?
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01-02-2017, 04:26 PM
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Lmao ...
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01-02-2017, 04:41 PM
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Is that 88 or $.88?
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88 Euros approx 92 US dollars, your question does not surprise me at all. LMAO
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01-02-2017, 06:38 PM
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i wrote a macro
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01-02-2017, 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted by loveitdou
Well the jokes on me.
I was going at hot and heavy in MISH when she said O I'm Cumming! I reached up and hit the switch. I may have permanent hearing loss in my right ear as she SCREAMED, she managed to push me off, jump up and head to the Bathroom.
I turned on the lights and found a brown smear on the sheets. YEP I scared the shit out'a her. I can LMMFAO now, that's a day of playing around and about $88 Euros of parts gone to shit-so to speak. Obviously it's a good thing thing that I wasn't going for Greek!
Live and learn, or in my case live and fuck up. Main thing is I can laugh at myself. Life is too short to get too serious.
Carry On!
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Oh my, Hon 
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01-03-2017, 09:32 AM
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Don't forget to write that review. 
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01-03-2017, 11:20 AM
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Well I don't write reviews when I get beat up by the girl. LMAO
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01-03-2017, 11:20 AM
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i wrote a macro
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Bless you!
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01-03-2017, 11:40 AM
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Thanks for the report back.
I will keep my lighting project to my outdoor patio deck landscaping.
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