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THE 2016 LIBTARD DARWIN AWARDS
You've been waiting for them with bated breath, so without further ado, here are the 2016 Libtard Darwin Awards:
Eighth Place
In Detroit, a 41-year-old libtard got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys.
Seventh Place
A 49-year-old San Francisco libtard, who "totally zoned when he ran," accidentally jogged off a 100-foot-high cliff on his daily run.
Sixth Place
While at the beach, Libtard Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8-foot hole for protection from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom, when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach used their hands and shovels trying to get him out but could not reach him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him. Jones was pronounced dead at a hospital.
Fifth Place
Libtard Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed as he fell through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Death was caused when the long flashlight he had placed in his mouth to keep his hands free rammed into the base of his skull as he hit the floor.
Fourth Place
Libtard Sylvester Briddell Jr., 26, was killed as he won a bet with libtard friends who said he would not put a revolver loaded with four bullets into his mouth and pull the trigger.
Third Place
After stepping around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door, a libtard walked into H&J Leather & Firearms intent on robbing the store. The shop was full of customers and a uniformed officer was standing at the counter. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up and fired a few wild shots from a target pistol.
The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, and several customers also drew their guns and fired. The libtard robber was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from 7 different weapons. No one else was hurt.
HONORABLE MENTION
A libtard couple - Paul Stiller, 47, and his wife Bonnie - were bored just driving around at 2 A.M. so they lit a quarter stick of dynamite to toss out the window to see what would happen. Apparently they failed to notice that the window was closed.
RUNNER UP
Libtard Kerry Bingham had been drinking with several libtard friends when one of them said they knew a person who had bungee-jumped from a local bridge in the middle of traffic. The conversation grew more excited, and at least 10 men trooped along the walkway of the bridge at 4:30 AM. Upon arrival at the midpoint of the bridge, they discovered that no one had brought a bungee rope. Bingham, who had continued drinking, volunteered and pointed out that a coil of lineman's cable lay nearby. They secured one end around libtard Bingham's leg and then tied the other to the bridge. His fall lasted 40 feet before the cable tightened and tore his libtard foot off at the ankle. He miraculously survived his fall into the icy water and was rescued by two nearby fishermen. Bingham's libtard foot was never located.
AND THE WINNER IS....
Libtard zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt (Paderborn, Germany) fed his constipated elephant 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally got relief. Investigators say ill-fated libtard Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded.
The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock as the elephant continued to evacuate 200 pounds of dung on top of him. It seems to be just one of those freak libtard accidents that proves...
You've been waiting for them with bated breath, so without further ado, here are the 2016 Libtard Darwin Awards:
Eighth Place
In Detroit, a 41-year-old libtard got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys.
Seventh Place
A 49-year-old San Francisco libtard, who "totally zoned when he ran," accidentally jogged off a 100-foot-high cliff on his daily run.
Sixth Place
While at the beach, Libtard Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8-foot hole for protection from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom, when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach used their hands and shovels trying to get him out but could not reach him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him. Jones was pronounced dead at a hospital.
Fifth Place
Libtard Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed as he fell through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Death was caused when the long flashlight he had placed in his mouth to keep his hands free rammed into the base of his skull as he hit the floor.
Fourth Place
Libtard Sylvester Briddell Jr., 26, was killed as he won a bet with libtard friends who said he would not put a revolver loaded with four bullets into his mouth and pull the trigger.
Third Place
After stepping around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door, a libtard walked into H&J Leather & Firearms intent on robbing the store. The shop was full of customers and a uniformed officer was standing at the counter. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up and fired a few wild shots from a target pistol.
The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, and several customers also drew their guns and fired. The libtard robber was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from 7 different weapons. No one else was hurt.
HONORABLE MENTION
A libtard couple - Paul Stiller, 47, and his wife Bonnie - were bored just driving around at 2 A.M. so they lit a quarter stick of dynamite to toss out the window to see what would happen. Apparently they failed to notice that the window was closed.
RUNNER UP
Libtard Kerry Bingham had been drinking with several libtard friends when one of them said they knew a person who had bungee-jumped from a local bridge in the middle of traffic. The conversation grew more excited, and at least 10 men trooped along the walkway of the bridge at 4:30 AM. Upon arrival at the midpoint of the bridge, they discovered that no one had brought a bungee rope. Bingham, who had continued drinking, volunteered and pointed out that a coil of lineman's cable lay nearby. They secured one end around libtard Bingham's leg and then tied the other to the bridge. His fall lasted 40 feet before the cable tightened and tore his libtard foot off at the ankle. He miraculously survived his fall into the icy water and was rescued by two nearby fishermen. Bingham's libtard foot was never located.
AND THE WINNER IS....
Libtard zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt (Paderborn, Germany) fed his constipated elephant 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally got relief. Investigators say ill-fated libtard Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded.
The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock as the elephant continued to evacuate 200 pounds of dung on top of him. It seems to be just one of those freak libtard accidents that proves...
You've been waiting for them with bated breath, so without further ado, here are the 2016 Libtard Darwin Awards:
Eighth Place
In Detroit, a 41-year-old libtard got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys.
Seventh Place
A 49-year-old San Francisco libtard, who "totally zoned when he ran," accidentally jogged off a 100-foot-high cliff on his daily run.
Sixth Place
While at the beach, Libtard Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8-foot hole for protection from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom, when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach used their hands and shovels trying to get him out but could not reach him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him. Jones was pronounced dead at a hospital.
Fifth Place
Libtard Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed as he fell through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Death was caused when the long flashlight he had placed in his mouth to keep his hands free rammed into the base of his skull as he hit the floor.
Fourth Place
Libtard Sylvester Briddell Jr., 26, was killed as he won a bet with libtard friends who said he would not put a revolver loaded with four bullets into his mouth and pull the trigger.
Third Place
After stepping around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door, a libtard walked into H&J Leather & Firearms intent on robbing the store. The shop was full of customers and a uniformed officer was standing at the counter. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up and fired a few wild shots from a target pistol.
The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, and several customers also drew their guns and fired. The libtard robber was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from 7 different weapons. No one else was hurt.
HONORABLE MENTION
A libtard couple - Paul Stiller, 47, and his wife Bonnie - were bored just driving around at 2 A.M. so they lit a quarter stick of dynamite to toss out the window to see what would happen. Apparently they failed to notice that the window was closed.
RUNNER UP
Libtard Kerry Bingham had been drinking with several libtard friends when one of them said they knew a person who had bungee-jumped from a local bridge in the middle of traffic. The conversation grew more excited, and at least 10 men trooped along the walkway of the bridge at 4:30 AM. Upon arrival at the midpoint of the bridge, they discovered that no one had brought a bungee rope. Bingham, who had continued drinking, volunteered and pointed out that a coil of lineman's cable lay nearby. They secured one end around libtard Bingham's leg and then tied the other to the bridge. His fall lasted 40 feet before the cable tightened and tore his libtard foot off at the ankle. He miraculously survived his fall into the icy water and was rescued by two nearby fishermen. Bingham's libtard foot was never located.
AND THE WINNER IS....
Libtard zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt (Paderborn, Germany) fed his constipated elephant 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally got relief. Investigators say ill-fated libtard Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded.
The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock as the elephant continued to evacuate 200 pounds of dung on top of him. It seems to be just one of those freak libtard accidents that proves...
"Shit happens to libtards!"
Who knew that LUBE had a German cousin that worked in the Zoo ? ! Long line of shit workers in LUBE'S famiglia ! Can we get MORE lyin libs to try for 4th place ? !!
Great post , lusty !
Gay ignores the obvious. Tries to deflect with a list, that considering who they put in the white house, are obvious gaycon eccie types. Other than them ignoring trump's cock in their face, this cocksucking post has repeatedly pointed liberals don't like or have guns. Now the lying whore changes her tune. Like any other sucker of trump's tiny cock.
Quote:
Originally Posted by lustylad
THE 2016 LIBTARD DARWIN AWARDS
You've been waiting for them with bated breath, so without further ado, here are the 2016 Libtard Darwin Awards:
Eighth Place
In Detroit, a 41-year-old libtard got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys.
Seventh Place
A 49-year-old San Francisco libtard, who "totally zoned when he ran," accidentally jogged off a 100-foot-high cliff on his daily run.
Sixth Place
While at the beach, Libtard Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8-foot hole for protection from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom, when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach used their hands and shovels trying to get him out but could not reach him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him. Jones was pronounced dead at a hospital.
Fifth Place
Libtard Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed as he fell through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Death was caused when the long flashlight he had placed in his mouth to keep his hands free rammed into the base of his skull as he hit the floor.
Fourth Place
Libtard Sylvester Briddell Jr., 26, was killed as he won a bet with libtard friends who said he would not put a revolver loaded with four bullets into his mouth and pull the trigger.
Third Place
After stepping around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door, a libtard walked into H&J Leather & Firearms intent on robbing the store. The shop was full of customers and a uniformed officer was standing at the counter. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up and fired a few wild shots from a target pistol.
The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, and several customers also drew their guns and fired. The libtard robber was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from 7 different weapons. No one else was hurt.
HONORABLE MENTION
A libtard couple - Paul Stiller, 47, and his wife Bonnie - were bored just driving around at 2 A.M. so they lit a quarter stick of dynamite to toss out the window to see what would happen. Apparently they failed to notice that the window was closed.
RUNNER UP
Libtard Kerry Bingham had been drinking with several libtard friends when one of them said they knew a person who had bungee-jumped from a local bridge in the middle of traffic. The conversation grew more excited, and at least 10 men trooped along the walkway of the bridge at 4:30 AM. Upon arrival at the midpoint of the bridge, they discovered that no one had brought a bungee rope. Bingham, who had continued drinking, volunteered and pointed out that a coil of lineman's cable lay nearby. They secured one end around libtard Bingham's leg and then tied the other to the bridge. His fall lasted 40 feet before the cable tightened and tore his libtard foot off at the ankle. He miraculously survived his fall into the icy water and was rescued by two nearby fishermen. Bingham's libtard foot was never located.
AND THE WINNER IS....
Libtard zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt (Paderborn, Germany) fed his constipated elephant 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally got relief. Investigators say ill-fated libtard Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded.
The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock as the elephant continued to evacuate 200 pounds of dung on top of him. It seems to be just one of those freak libtard accidents that proves...
Our other racist douche-bag speaks.
You nominate a post of the year you pretend isn't about your pals. In March. With 9 more months of trump?
You wasred your vote again.
Our other racist douche-bag speaks.
You nominate a post of the year you pretend isn't about your pals. In March. With 9 more months of trump?
You
"wasred"
your vote again.
You're a stupid, cocksucking pig. You know it, we know it, everyone knows it. Go back and wallow in your pigsty. Cocksucker.
Gay ignores the obvious. Tries to deflect with a list, that considering who they put in the white house, are obvious gaycon eccie types. Other than them ignoring trump's cock in their face, this cocksucking post has repeatedly pointed liberals don't like or have guns. Now the lying whore changes her tune. Like any other sucker of trump's tiny cock.
Cockmuncher came in eating a shit sandwich. Enjoy!
Gay ignores the obvious. Tries to deflect with a list, that considering who they put in the white house, are obvious gaycon eccie types. Other than them ignoring trump's cock in their face, this cocksucking post has repeatedly pointed liberals don't like or have guns. Now the lying whore changes her tune. Like any other sucker of trump's tiny cock.
It's getting harder and harder to decipher assmuncher's drunken rants. I have no idea who he is talking to or about. I'm the OP, and I'm deflecting my own thread? Ummm, ok. Too much dickmunching is taking a toll on the douchebag!
It's getting harder and harder to decipher assmuncher's drunken rants. I have no idea who he is talking to or about. I'm the OP, and I'm deflecting my own thread? Ummm, ok. Too much dickmunching is taking a toll on the douchebag!
Sucking cock is his life's work.
That is why he revels in the title MasterDickMuncher.
Personally, I prefer to refer to him as MunchMidget.
Funny Stuff! Open This Thread to See How Libtards Thin Their Herd....
