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Old 11-24-2018, 09:58 AM   #1
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Old 11-24-2018, 11:19 AM   #2
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Thumbs up The perfect woman for some guys

I believe it was Dave Chappelle who said, "The perfect woman can make a good sandwich, give a good BJ and doesn't talk too much."

So, let's do the math.
  1. She can't make a good sandwich. But maybe her "manager" can hook you up.
  2. Her BJ is probably passable since she doesn't have teeth to rake across your junk. I mean, I can name 10 guys right now that would appreciate the opportunity to FF however they want.
  3. She doesn't say shit.

So 2 outta 3 ain't bad! She's almost a perfect woman!
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Old 11-24-2018, 12:05 PM   #3
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Although Chappelle had a valid comment, for this version of robots:

Can't smile (change her smile)
Can't get her eyes to light up (without a light bulb)
Can't talk dirty (without a bland recording)
Can't use her tongue (unless it's motorized and then I'd worry about my parts)
Can't tell me what she likes (recording or not)

Simply no thanks.
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Old 11-24-2018, 02:14 PM   #4
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Thought of a use: Exercise "machine" for those muscles you always pull when you haven't had sex in awhile.
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Old 11-26-2018, 02:24 PM   #5
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Some bible thumping, pro-life asshat in politics will find a way to criminalize it, even if jumping to a 100 yr old law that says its illegal for men to penetrate any inanimate object in a building designed for that very purpose. But you better believe between now and then live girls will be getting their doll face game up.
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