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Bomb squad called to ER after a patient turned up with a WWII artillery shell lodged in his rectum, police say

[Withnail]

Originally Posted by Paulie Rockstar

Bomb squad called to ER after a patient turned up with a WWII artillery shell lodged in his rectum, police say

Guess Richard Gere is getting jaded.

[offshoredrilling]

The Sun was first to report that the unnamed patient told doctors at Gloucestershire Royal Hospital that he "slipped and fell" on the two-inch-wide artillery shell.

uh huh, fell ya right

The British newspaper Metro reported that procedures to remove objects from patients' rectums cost the National Health Service (NHS) around £340,000 ($450,000) a year.

added to icky image no no list
no pic's of artillery shells

[Presj22]

I had an uncle that was a doctor and he once was telling us at a family reunion how people would come to the hospital in very peculiar ways. One guy had a hamster up his rectum. But the funniest was a guy had the handle to a plunger up his rectum. My uncle said he asked the guy how it happened Ave the guy bluntedly stated: " I was trying to convince my wife to do anal, so I secured the plunger to the floor, stepped up the ledge of the bathtub above it and when I did, I slipped unto the plunger"

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by Presj22

I had an uncle that was a doctor and he once was telling us at a family reunion how people would come to the hospital in very peculiar ways. One guy had a hamster up his rectum. But the funniest was a guy had the handle to a plunger up his rectum. My uncle said he asked the guy how it happened Ave the guy bluntedly stated: " I was trying to convince my wife to do anal, so I secured the plunger to the floor, stepped up the ledge of the bathtub above it and when I did, I slipped unto the plunger"

soon to be added to icky image no no list
r ops that's covered under another guideline and plungers

[valkyra]

Originally Posted by Presj22

I had an uncle that was a doctor and he once was telling us at a family reunion how people would come to the hospital in very peculiar ways. One guy had a hamster up his rectum. But the funniest was a guy had the handle to a plunger up his rectum. My uncle said he asked the guy how it happened Ave the guy bluntedly stated: " I was trying to convince my wife to do anal, so I secured the plunger to the floor, stepped up the ledge of the bathtub above it and when I did, I slipped unto the plunger"

this is hysterical

[Withnail]

Originally Posted by Presj22

I had an uncle that was a doctor and he once was telling us at a family reunion how people would come to the hospital in very peculiar ways. One guy had a hamster up his rectum. But the funniest was a guy had the handle to a plunger up his rectum. My uncle said he asked the guy how it happened Ave the guy bluntedly stated: " I was trying to convince my wife to do anal, so I secured the plunger to the floor, stepped up the ledge of the bathtub above it and when I did, I slipped unto the plunger"

My NYPD brother said they got this kind of call so often that they'd say, "Dude's dunkin' the Mickey".

[Dr-epg]

More appropriate for the sandbox