Close calls

[Verified]

Several years ago I met a provider who was a school teacher in the real world. As I left her room, the hotel’s uniformed security guard was walking right past her door at the exact same time. I had to stop and let him go by. He politely apologized and wished me a pleasant evening. I just about shit my pants.

[mresallday]

Used to visit in hotels a lot, key for me was to always look like you belonged there.


When you walk in walk with purpose, don't pause 10 steps in the front door and look every direction for the elevator sign. The front desk will ask if they can help you - if you are a guest you probably know where the elevator is...so be confident and try and spot the elevator straight off - if you pick the wrong direction, commit to it - no I didn't make a wrong turn, I need to stop in the lobby rest room and pee, or I'm taking the stairs (go up one floor then get on elevator).


Ever have staff on the elevator with you? it's awkward , but say hi or just smile and hope they hop off on a different floor. if they don't just stay on and ride up one floor. txt your date you'll be 2min late to avoid hotel staff. Come back down in 60 seconds and the staff will probably be in the room they went to check on with the coast clear.


and get the room number before you walk in, you don't want to be in the lobby with your dick in hand constantly checking for a txt which, after it arrives, you take off like a kid on Adderall...


Also, understand , these people are staff. they are not law enforcement and can't do much besides ask you to leave. unless you cause a scene there isn't much risk of Leo involvement. the maids and cleaning/maint crews especially don't care about you and what you "may" be doing.


If possible look for a side door to avoid the front desk some will be propped or unlocked till 9pm.


I like to try and walk in with a gas station bag of waters or soda, make it look like im getting back to my room as a traveling professional and picked up some snacks at cumNgo.




A precieved close call of mine - did an incall at the nicer Clive hotel and they were doing a Fing LEO conference in the hotel! parking lot had marked cars from every central iowa department , some Omaha , state , sheriff , and a few unmarked cars.
I about shit and burned rubber out, little head convinced me to call the provider (only had txtd up To then) and chatted on the phone the way up to the room. never saw a single uniform and had a great time. the provider said she had lost several dates cause people saw the cars in the lot and bolted.


Stay safe out there gents!

[abomb47]

"A precieved close call of mine - did an incall at the nicer Clive hotel and they were doing a Fing LEO conference in the hotel! parking lot had marked cars from every central iowa department , some Omaha , state , sheriff , and a few unmarked cars."

I went to Norwegian Model Alva and her incall was like this. I sent a Snap to a confidant - Jocelyn - and she said to trust your gut. They're probably there for something else. But if you're uncomfortable, just go. I decided to trust my gut and had a spectacular time with Alva.

I gave a tip to Jocelyn for the advice. And then later the tip of my dick. ��

[yuuuppp]

I remember I got stopped by LEO after visiting a Des Moines AMP can’t remember which one but they were casing the place to try and bust. This was probably close to 8 years ago.

It’s like the guy sat outside spending 15 minutes googling everything he could about me. They brought up my place of work, my home address, significant other, everything to try to get me to say something about this AMP.

Little did he know I’ve had plenty of those types of conversations before (not hobby related) and feel zero pressure to spill the beans so I told him nothing but a legitimate massage, no advances, etc.

That’s probably the closest I’ve ever been to something going wrong.

[midvale]

Not a LEO close call, but I was visiting a provider in DSM. The parking lot at her apartment incall required windshield stickers and had tow signs, but she said during the day the tow trucks didn't come through, only at nights.

Well, when we were visiting after the deed, she heard the tow truck. She got some clothes on way faster than I did and got out there just as they were hooking my car up to be towed away. Then I got out there and she had said I was her dad just visiting. Fortunately, they unhooked my car.

The scarry part for me was I was in DSM, an hour away from home without wife's knowledge and no good reason. If my car had been impounded, it would have been for overnight. What would my wife say if I called her and said, honey, would you come to DSM and pick me up. I was seeing a hooker, and my car was impounded. BTW, the provider was a sweetheart, Shelly Sweetheart.

[mattshcutt]

Yeah, I know that place, I got a parking ticket there during fun time. Damn lucky I didn't get towed!

[vegas_bound]

Shelley Sweetheart was a true gem. She was a lot of fun and super sexy.

[JoeNegative]

About four years ago or so, I’m at a hotel on Chicago’s Gold Coast. I had a morning appointment with Robin Green. I think she goes by Rue Madden now. (side note: chef’s kiss). Much fun was had for a couple of hours. She left and I took a shower and prepared to get on with my day.

I get on the elevator and start messing around with my phone. The elevator stops and, not paying attention, go to step off and nearly walk into a pair of Chicago’s finest. The big one asks me if I was getting off on this floor. Took me a beat to realize that the elevator had stopped on the 6th floor. So I says to the pork belly, “Nope. Just wasn’t paying attention.” It didn’t even occur to me to be nervous.

He doesn’t say anything else as him and his partner get on the elevator and we head down to the lobby together.

In the lobby, there’s two men and three women, all in handcuffs. Apparently there was a bit of a road show on the sixth floor and the hotel called the cops.

Once I realized what was going on, I nodded at the cops and headed out the door and on my way. All the while thinking, “You missed my solicitation charge by about three hours, suckers.”

My vacation proceeded without further incident.

[CycloneDude21]

There’s a reason I will only do outcalls in my own home or vehicle. I am also a single man so I get some aren’t able to do that.

[Oldman1962]

Years ago I had a close call. I was visiting the Water Palace and as i was leaving I walked into the reception area, there was a KCCI reporter and camera man standing there doing a story on the establishment. I walked quickly by praying I didn’t make the evening news. I was sweating bullets.

[BonerJones]

I had a provider do an outcall to my place. After we finished she was getting ready to leave and her car wouldn't start. My neighbor ended up helping her clean off her car battery terminals or something. Was a little nervous that I'd have to explain why a woman with fairly obvious bolt-ons was at my house, but whatever. I'm single and the neighbor moved away not long after.

[les123]

Close calls. Nothing like a little excitement to get your adrenaline rushing. Here’s a few
There was a girl using an apartment in Altoona as an incall. I went there, did the deed and as I was dressing she called someone and just said one word( can’t remember what it was) and hung up. I couldn’t get out of there fast enough. By the time I got to the parking lot squad cars were arriving and I was lucky I parked out of the apartment parking lot. After that it became known she was working with police.

The Carlisle girl that was a known thief . I actually went to the apartment and knocked on the door. I heard kids inside so I decided it wasn’t for me. As I turned around I was greeted by a big dude. Luckily I am hard of hearing and couldn’t understand what he said as I scampered back to my truck. Close one there.

Alexis Texas. I saw her the night before she got busted. It could have been me. I was her last appointment and she was in no hurry to get rid of me.

This one was probably more my perception than reality of a close call . I was in OKC and went to see Jayme Raine at her incall. It was in the wrong part of town at the wrong time of day and the sentinels were intimidating. All they had to do was ask and I would have thrown them the donation like a baby throws up milk. She was phenomenal btw . What a body.

I think anytime I guy goes to a no-tel for an incall it’s a close call. I’ve done it lots of times and it always makes me nervous. First time was with Taryn in IC and I was so nervous I was shaking. That hasn’t changed much.

[Iaguy69235]

In backpage days ads all ones I knew were trustworthy and legit getting no response from. Broke my rules and Got one up for only few days with Chicago area code never saw before. Go to apartment mulatto girl answers, not ethnicity of ad. Says who I called for finishing up but could take me to other room and I could wait or she’d could fill in. Took few steps thinking who was actually texting me apt #. Just had bad vibes. as soon as she asked something about $ turned around and booked it out literally ran to car but found it interesting no call/text asking why I bolted. Day or two later saw scam post on it how a guy said he was robbed by her man. Never saw it posted again after.

[Billybigrigger]

Taryn had some really nice big pussy lips. Kinda miss banging her lol

[hobbyistinomaha]

Was at an amp, was in the room with the girl about 5 minutes when a cop opened the door. There were 3 of them, all in plain clothes. Lucky I was still covered by the sheet. The cop took the girl to get her i.d. I sat up on the table still covered and waited, scared shitless. The cop came back and asked me a bunch of questions including if anything other than a massage was happening. I said no. He asked how the massage was, I told him I was only 5 minutes into it but she had just started working on a tight spot on my upper back. He asked if he could see my i.d. but I didn’t have to show him because I wasn’t in any trouble. I told him my license was in the car but I could get it. He said no, that I could get dressed and leave. As I was leaving I heard a woman cop say her passport checked out but that there was a room with a shower table that way disgusting. Heard the health department shut them down.


I was in a providers hotel room, this girl liked to talk. We spent a good 30 minutes talking before she said let’s get naked. We had both gotten undressed when there was a knock on the door. She asked who it was, the response was the police. We both looked at each other, she whispered, you asshole did you just fuck me over. I said I was about to ask you the same thing. She said hold on she was in the bathroom getting dressed. We dressed quickly. The cop was there with a guy from the front desk. The cop asked if this was her room. She said yes and my Dad stopped by to visit. The cop asked me were I was parked. I told him. He asked what kind of vehicle. I told him. The hotel clerk said, no that’s not the guy. The apologized and left. After they left and our heart rates returned to normal we went at it. She said I better stay for at least an hour just in case. It was supposed to only be a hhr.