spectacular!

[Plastic Man]

guys whiles yer ...plastic man ...cants shares specifics cause ...it done be in the jimmie ...lounge yer ...plastic man ...justs wants ta acknowledge the gratitude we alls ...feel!

...this board be all bouts the sharin a info useful ta the jimmie brotherhood an one ...fine ...jimmie done did goes outsa his ...way ta notes a change withs a funnel that dones woulds matter ifs another gentle jimmie were tryin ta ...arrange ta bed ...this beauty

...bein useful an exchangin ...info be at the heart of ...this ...board ...an of yer ...plastic man ...who through leadership an love done ...earned ...lifetime premium access an through ...each ...ofs nearly twelve ...thousand ...posts has strived ta better ...us alls!

...guys ...excelsior!

[I-drink-pinneapple-juice]

I don't wanna be a dick but this shit is hard to read! I thought I was having a stroke!

[KingInTheNorth]

Plastic Man has created his own language. He’s the Tolkien of hooker boards

[Unique_Carpenter]

Easy to read if you're in the correct frame of mind.
I use whiskey.

[NYIP NYIP]

Nell makes more sense.

“ Chicka, chicka, chickabee. T'ee an me an t'ee an me. Ressa, ressa, ressa me, Chicka, chicka, chickabee.”

Maybe Nell was his mother…

[JONBALLS]

Originally Posted by Plastic Man

...this board be all bouts the sharin a info useful ta the jimmie brotherhood an one ...fine ...jimmie done did goes outsa his ...way ta notes a change withs a funnel that dones woulds matter
:

pics are 5 years old and

put on a buck twenty and

sporting an Adams apple?