If you get all the naughty nurses together, I'll get all the docs together. We can line up taking turns in a glory hole and as the kid crowns, name it Jr. after whose beef its head resembles most, lol.
On a sidenote: When I joined last year I never got a proper introduction to the ATX crowd. I'm a little crass and sarcastic at times but all in the fun of literary license. I hope those of you reading can relate to a little poonjab sarcasm from time to time and not judge me too harshly. So far I'm having a great time and hope we can all have a good laugh at this obviously ridiculous post.
To the Moms wanting to taze me right now. I really do have the deepest respect for you. You're the hardest workers and hopefully will raise your children with wisdom, love, and mercy.
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Labor-Inducing Gang Bang?
Instead though, their "water" breaking you can pretend is "squirting" and we can have an after-birth party and suggest an Eccie handle for the kid when it turns 18 to actually go on its birth certificate as a middle name or something.
