An Open Letter To Jesse James

[pornodave69]

An Open Letter To Jesse James

You cheated on Sandra Bullock?

How in the world can you be so stupid?* You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world; she has a body to die for, and her current wealth and predicted wealth is shadowed only by Oprah, who even Steadman will tell you, isn't attractive.

But your wife, who recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now the named "America's Sweetheart"; you also remember she just won an Oscar (which translates to more money per picture she makes in the future)...while you were shacking with that tattooed freak, who just happens to be a former stripper and is someone's mommy.

You are really a piece of work!* You are the most hated asshole cheater on the planet!* And while the State of California is a no-fault state whereby you may be able to take half of your wife's wealth, in doing so you would only be hated even more...especially after Sandra's speech during the Oscars in which she did nothing but praise you.* How can you live with yourself after she even cared for your children?

I only have one thing to say to a despicable, miserable, cheating piece of crap that you are:

Thank You!!* You really helped to take the heat off of of me.* Let's do lunch sometime and compare notes.

Tiger Woods

[Outdoorsman]

Good One, had me going at first. had an actual out loud laugh. Thx

[guest051312]

Nice one Dave, I wonder if the rehab will work, cause his wife will probaly never let him do her again ever.

[tkdbf]

I think in a matter of time she'll do him again. It just won't be in the bedroom or even close to the way he wants. She stands to walk away with too much money to stay with him.

[laoilman]

I'm sure we've all heard the statement "no matter how fine she is, someone is tired of her shit". I guess this is just a prime example. But that said, I'd do her in a minute and deal with the shit later.

[pornodave69]

I was heading to another terminal in the Atlanta airport to make a tight connection about 2 years ago, maybe in January/February. I saw this woman with her hair pulled back, wearing a long coat, jeans, heels and a small pet carry-on bag standing outside the restrooms. As I passed I thought to myself "Self, that woman is absolutely gorgeous!" Her skin was flawless, her makeup was perfect and she was just stunningly beautiful. As soon as I passed her I realized it was Sandra Bullock and a few seconds later Jesse walked out of the restroom. I turned and did a few double takes, saw some people stop and talk to them, but I was in a rush to connect so I kept walking. To this day, I'm still amazed at how beautiful she was in person. Unless she's a real bitch, Jesse screwed up big time.

[Raindog115]

A friend of mine has had some dealings with her. She said she's actually a very nice, very cool lady. And she's really stepped up for New Orleans.

She's a good person married to a real dog. Kind of like all our wives and girlfriends.

[turbo-dog]

Great actress... but I don't think she's that hot.

[stavinChain]

Originally Posted by Raindog115

She's a good person married to a real dog. Kind of like all our wives and girlfriends.

Ouch

[Fancyinheels]

Originally Posted by turbo-dog

Great actress... but I don't think she's that hot.

Doesn't matter if she's hot or an iron pot, beautiful, talented, bitchy, overrated, rich, poor; angel, shrew; she didn't deserve public humiliation. Seems like a cool gal to me, one that Jesse doesn't deserve. Same with Tiger and his wife, and I respect both women for not getting into a mud slinging match (yet.) I hope the ladies get attorneys from Hell who rake the guys over the coals. The dumb bastards should have chosen respectable providers who'd keep their mouths shut even if other parts were open. It's never free, guys.

Very funny rip, however. I did crack up.

[turbo-dog]

Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

Doesn't matter if she's hot or an iron pot, beautiful, talented, bitchy, overrated, rich, poor; angel, shrew; she didn't deserve public humiliation.

I was responding to Dave's post.

[Fancyinheels]

Originally Posted by turbo-dog

I was responding to Dave's post.

I understand that, sweetie. I'm just saying that it doesn't matter how we perceive her public persona or physique, that in the end she's just a woman like any other who doesn't need the painful and so very public drama that she's embroiled in now.

I have no respect for Jesse or Tiger (even though, yes, he's arguably the greatest golfer of our age) because they were reckless and hurt their families needlessly and hid behind bulltwinkie excuses. Sleep with whomever you want, but for God's sake be smart about it.

[Blazer57]

+1

[NshoreGeorge]

I think that the biggest problem is the freeking press, and the great number of people who seem to love looking through other folks dirty laundry.
None of us has walked in Tigers or JJ's shoes, we dont know what the "private side" of their marriages are like. Fortunately both of the ladies involved seem to be liked and respected by the public or even more stuff would come tumbling out into the public view....
If we are all in the hobby then each of us will have to admit to thinking with the little head at least once......
Time for the press to do hard news...ferret out public corruption, go out a pedophile teacher, cover medicare waste.
Let the sexual proclivities of our entertainers and sports heroes be the stuff of Entertainment tonight, and Judge Judy .
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[Fancyinheels]

Originally Posted by NshoreGeorge

I think that the biggest problem is the freeking press, and the great number of people who seem to love looking through other folks dirty laundry.
None of us has walked in Tigers or JJ's shoes, we dont know what the "private side" of their marriages are like. Fortunately both of the ladies involved seem to be liked and respected by the public or even more stuff would come tumbling out into the public view....
If we are all in the hobby then each of us will have to admit to thinking with the little head at least once......
Time for the press to do hard news...ferret out public corruption, go out a pedophile teacher, cover medicare waste.
Let the sexual proclivities of our entertainers and sports heroes be the stuff of Entertainment tonight, and Judge Judy .
Ö¿Ö

Being a former member of the media, I shame-faced have to agree. (I have a journalism degree and worked for newspapers and a radio station a long, long time ago in a galaxy far away. Shhhh, don't "out" me to my friends and family.) I've watched the honor of that profession disintegrate over the years. "News" reporting has become akin to what the neighborhood busybodies used to discuss over the fence. I'm much more proud of being a lady of the eve than a gossip monger.