I am forever ruined ...

[Yoyoma]

I've never been much of a player or wild one, but I don't know if it's the new job title, raise or new confidence that comes with, but I've gotten more tail from ladies I've meant to but never hooked up with in the past 2 weeks than I would have ever imagined. I'm not talking about homely Martha in HR who you are nice to because she is a great source for insider gossip, I'm talking about spinner MILF Nicole from Accounting that gives you a raging boner everytime she says hello.

Anyway, I was hanging out with a gorgeous female friend and we start talking about likes / dislikes and she informs me she used to have a gf and about a 3-some with another friend. WTF? Anyway, I ask her if there is another female friend she'd like to get with - the phone call is made and we meet up. Holy flying jehosephats batman, I'll be gotdam if 30 min's later I'm not busier than Kobayashi at a wing eating contest. Long slender latina doing the reverse cowgirl and the other petite spinner with an ass that won't quit --- riding my face like I'm Trigger and she's the female version of Roy Rogers.

45 min later everybody is satisfied, looking at each other with a big ass cheesy grin like - if I knew you were such a freak we would have gotten together sooner. The spinner is gloating and taking extreme pride in the fact that she [in her words] ... busted a nut on my face. I told her I owe her one. Needless to say there will be a sequel engagement in the coming weeks.

Now the Ving Rhames line --- you know the one thing they never tell you about making love? It's so boring ... my safe word is ... --- makes a whole lot of sense. Now I know what all the hubbub is about and I am forever ruined!

[Ms. Milani]

I know what you mean! I used to be so sweet and innocent! Now I'm into bondage, sex in public places, extremely rough sex, being punished, threesomes, foursomes, PEPPER, extreme dirty talk, ect. You guys totally corrupted me! LOL!

[guest092513]

Yoyoma congrats on your promotion but be careful with banging the young accountant... that can only end badly. never shit where you eat

[satexasguy]

job titles make a difference. women are turned on the higher you go in a company. i had a woman who i had visited in her office jump right into my lap. now imagine if i was a lonely IT Tech guy at the time instead of the IT director. Never would have happened.

Before I start getting negative feedback from the ladies ... no, this does not pertain to all women. But it does seem to bring quite a few out of the closet so to speak.

[JackBlack]

yeah i know exactly what you mean, san antonio offices are filled with freaks like these

[Likinikki]

Not to rain on anyone's parade...but, a true FREAK could care less about who you are or the title! I've had some of my wildest moments with *the lowly IT guy!* And, that was outside the hobby! A true FREAK doesn't discriminate! (lol)

Yoyoma...they say that you attract what you radiate. Your new found confidence is probably the reason why you're *ruined for life!* Congrats!! (lol)

[foxyred73]

Yoyma...thank you for ruined my dirty mind about you.

[boredoffmyass]

i was in a situation where i was two of my employees. one was 24 and the other 28. hot little latina spinners. 5' 2" and 4' 11", about 105 lb and 100 lb. they both found out about the situation and we ended up having a 3some. they both quit about a month later. about a week later, got called to the boss's office and was let go.

[foxyred73]

boredoffmyass.....i hope that found something after being naughty at work.

[Jed Clampett]

You can be a director of this or a manager of that, but the pool guy or the gardener usually gets the most tail. Every porn video usually has a person with a service oriented job getting the action.

[John Landecker]

Originally Posted by Yoyoma

I've never been much of a player or wild one, but I don't know if it's the new job title, raise or new confidence that comes with, but I've gotten more tail from ladies I've meant to but never hooked up with in the past 2 weeks than I would have ever imagined. I'm not talking about homely Martha in HR who you are nice to because she is a great source for insider gossip,I'm talking about spinner MILF Nicole from Accounting that gives you a raging boner everytime she says hello.

Anyway, I was hanging out with a gorgeous female friend and we start talking about likes / dislikes and she informs me she used to have a gf and about a 3-some with another friend. WTF? Anyway, I ask her if there is another female friend she'd like to get with - the phone call is made and we meet up. Holy flying jehosephats batman, I'll be gotdam if 30 min's later I'm not busier than Kobayashi at a wing eating contest. Long slender latina doing the reverse cowgirl and the other petite spinner with an ass that won't quit --- riding my face like I'm Trigger and she's the female version of Roy Rogers.

45 min later everybody is satisfied, looking at each other with a big ass cheesy grin like - if I knew you were such a freak we would have gotten together sooner. The spinner is gloating and taking extreme pride in the fact that she [in her words] ... busted a nut on my face. I told her I owe her one. Needless to say there will be a sequel engagement in the coming weeks.

Now the Ving Rhames line --- you know the one thing they never tell you about making love? It's so boring ... my safe word is ... --- makes a whole lot of sense. Now I know what all the hubbub is about and I am forever ruined!

Dude, Now that your are, "forever ruined, " we need to get you to write a review or two for the working girls here on eccie.

Trust me, spinner MILF Nicole, from accounting...and that other long legged spinner latina.......could end up costing you more than any girl on here. ;-) LOL.....Homely Martha from HR might have been a better.

[Yoyoma]

No no no gents & ladies ---- I said she was hot like Spinner MILF Nicole from Acctg.

DISCLAIMER: As a master cellist - the Yoyoma only cavorts with ladies >= on the pay scale (never below). These female friends were of a social nature not affiliated with the workplace.

[Guest083013]

one must always remember the CEOs/COOs/CFOs of the world do not control a lot of things ---- beware the Director of HR......

[GentlemanCaller007]

@Ving Rhames quote and Malaya's "(d)evolution of a freak" - It's really one of those great truths that no one is ever kind enough to share with us when we are young, yet we all learn it eventually: When you are young, EVERYTHING is awesome; you have no "been there done that", no saturation. You could eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches EVERY day for years.. then one day you saturate and are now bored with it. Pretty soon you are sprinkling all kinds of spices, vegetables, and weird roots and unnameable crap on your food just to keep it interesting.... Sex is the same way... So is everything. Unfortunately THAT very DNA encoded human trait is why long term marriage doesn't really work (unnatural) and there are so many divorces. In the old days you had the extra insentive that you needed a partner to even SURVIVE (so you didn't get bored cause people were attacking you're ass on the frontier and you were too busy trying to find food...) Now a days. We don't have that; land of plenty. Now we just have the fight to stave-off the constant enemy - boredom.
Cheers, mates!

[sajay55]

Originally Posted by Likinikki

Not to rain on anyone's parade...but, a true FREAK could care less about who you are or the title! I've had some of my wildest moments with *the lowly IT guy!* And, that was outside the hobby! A true FREAK doesn't discriminate! (lol)

Yoyoma...they say that you attract what you radiate. Your new found confidence is probably the reason why you're *ruined for life!* Congrats!! (lol)

*the lowly IT guy!* wow, that hurts