Which condom would you use....

[Ms. Milani]

Nike Condoms: Just do it.

Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.

Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.

Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.

Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.

Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.

Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.

Ford Condoms: The best never rest.

Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.

Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?

New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know.

California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?

Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.

KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.

Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.

Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.

Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.

The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face...

General Electric: We bring good things to life!

AT&T condom: 'Reach out and touch someone.'

Bounty: The quicker picker upper.

Microsoft: where do you want to go today ?

Energizer: It keeps going and going and going....

M&M condom: 'It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!'

Chevron: use them? people do.

Taco Bell: get some; make a run for the border

MCI: for friends and family

Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun!

The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter

Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are

United Airlines travel pack: Fly United

The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before

Wendy Condoms: Where's the beef?

Denny's Condoms: $1.99 Grand Slam

Mazda Condom: It Just Feels Right!

Maxwell House: Good to the last drop!

McDonalds condom: Over 99 billion served

Hewlett Packard condoms: Expanding Possibilities

Burger King: Have it your way

Dairy Queen: We treat you right

AOL: So easy to use, no wonder it's #1

[Marcus78]

The Slap Chop Condom: "You're going to love my nuts!"

Burger King: Home of the Whopper!

Gillette: The best a man can get.

Secret Deodorant: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.


Oh, and the MCI one is just so wrong....

[Ms. Milani]

Originally Posted by Marcus78

The Slap Chop Condom: "You're going to love my nuts!"

LOL!!

[homer13]

Thank you, this post made my night.

[JohnnyYanks]

Nice! You obviously had too much time on your hands. Me too. A couple more:

The Timex: It takes a licking and keeps on ticking;

Allstate: You're in good hands;

[governmentguru]

Asian condom: 30 minutes later you're ready for another

[Likinikki]

Haha...is that right GG?? (lol)

[governmentguru]

Originally Posted by Likinikki

Haha...is that right GG?? (lol)

You know me, eat one Asian, want to eat another. Hence, the all you can eat buffet...

[Likinikki]

I did forget...you sure had the full buffet at our 5hr all you can dinner! (lol)

[rockerrick]

The Folgers condom - the best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup.
The Hefty condom - cause it's Hefty Hefty Hefty, not Whimpy Whimpy Whimpy !
The Snickers condom - satisfy your hunger !

[Guest083013]

always fresh in the deli section (next to the rest rooms) at your local HEB.....

[rockerrick]

Eeeewwwwwwww!!!!!!! Glad I shop at Walmart .

[Ms. Milani]

Originally Posted by dennisrn

always fresh in the deli section (next to the rest rooms) at your local HEB.....

EWWWW I don't even WANT to know what all those little black dots are..

[Doc_rob]

I agree some people have way too much time on their hands.

[rockerrick]

Originally Posted by Doc_rob

I agree some people have way too much time on their hands.

Yes, but you have wasted your time,and didn't even participate.